/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is this shitcoin bottomed out? It's up 3% today

H U S T L E

/biz/ warned you

;)

Based Sunny is for the little guy.
He just transferred 1 billion VETs to Binance to be used to fuel a bot to fight the bot thats keeping the price down.

Apologize, Sunny is the man of the people.

Thanks for making me rich, /biz/! I tried to save some of you with the paid FUD (Ironic that it was true, eh?)

Ah well, respect the hustle.

THE CHINA HUSTLE!

I was at my local library the other day, and I saw Sunny Lu. I went up and said hi to him, with my book in hand, and what he said was startling. "WHY YOU READ THERMODYNAMICS BOOK, ROUND EYES? YOU MUST STUDY BLOCKCHAIN TO CONTRIBUTE TO VERESEARCH. WE GLOBAL BLOCKCHAIN RESEARCH TEAM." At this point I'm just thinking, what the fuck, so I try to play it cool and say, "Blockchain's pretty cool, but engineering is my passion." At this point I could tell he was not happy. He looked straight into my eyes, and immediately did a fierce karate kick into my genitals. So I'm sitting on the floor, rolling around in pain, and the dude starts removing books from the library shelves. He literally rips the barcodes off each one, and starts throwing them at me, repeating for each one: "NOT SECURED BY A GLOBAL LEDGER. NOT SECURED BY A GLOBAL LEDGER." I finally start to get up to run away, and he spits in my face and walks away laughing at the top of his lungs.

>You will never make it by buying already obsolete coins such as LINK and posting unfunny boomer memes

>thanks for the free btc and eth dumb fucks, here's a shitty eth copy and paste