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>>4701129
ROLLING FOR ALL MY LINKIES

We have ascended society. We have ascended reality. We are the new technocracy. The digital elite.

He probably saw you typing too fast...couldnt stand seeing someone being productive. What if management expects him to type fast and have a modern college education? He'd be out of the job with no one to pay for his diabetes meds

1. put $10,000 into something potentially extremely volatile. like a stock with a few hundred thousand float that also has a history of being heavily manipulated. eg., DRYS in 2016 november's 2500+% gain
2. come out with 250k, then short it at the same time for 70%+ gain
3. come out with 400k
4. repeat step 1-3 and earn several millions in a year

5. short sell Target (NYSE:TST) with your entire bank account
6. create bombs
7. bomb Target stores
8. cover your short position once TST goes down by atleast 10%, guranteed atleast 1 million in profit per bomb

9. repeat 5-8 until you have atleast 100-200 million

10. buy a rocket and start a rocket company for the purpose of asteroid mining

you'll be on your way to a trillionaire before you retire