/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29231751
Big dick elon
>be autist
>sleep 6 hrs a day
>turn anything you touch into gold
>sacrifice young adulthood (will make up for it in 30s and 40s by making flamethrowers and drilling holes in LA)
>could have stopped at being a tenured Physics professor, living like a poorfag but otherwise set for life
>could have stopped with PayPal, living like a poor richfag but set for life
>risks personal net worth, not investor borrowed funds, on meme electric car company
>fails
>Suicidal, almost bankrupt, his childhood heroes like /x/ tier Buzz Aldrin mock the man
>eventually Obama saves you
>doesn't like you personally but helping is a fuck you to coal salesmen
>meme ideas save taxpayer's billions that would have otherwise been embezzled by the Joos.
>Turn insanity up to 11, spends the last of his change on starting a Kerby Space tier meme rocket program
>fail once more
>people doubting once more, but this time meme electric car company can backup any quirky weird ideas
NEET anon
>but what he fin done for da communiteh?
>where dem gibs be at?
Nigs will all be left here on earth to fend for themselves. I used to somehow give a shit but nowadays, I can't stand the lot of you. Browsing /biz/ and /pol/ made me hate poor fags, especially brown ones born in a 1st/2nd world nation, more than ever.

>>29200854
>be elon
>passport nigger
>BTFO decades old car companies
>BTFO NASA
>BTFO chinks
>BTFO boomer precious metal salesmen
Big cock. Big IQ. What more can a man ask for?

>>29170283
How's Grimes doing?

>>29146567
Well know you truly are a retard. Using the wonderful internet you could have easily verified the claims. Turns out $REEF really is a scam. Sell your bags or leave them if you can afford to and move on. This is an important lesson for you. You are here alone. We are not commies. Fend for yourself.

>>28993322
>guess whose going to find a literal cumbucket that will waste your weed, time and money and in top of that throw tantrums when she doesn't get what she wants

>>27891993
>24
>part of the top 0.1%
>never had a depreciating asset that will waste my time, resources and emotional stupidity
Hire a hooker, or if you are a coward and afraid of what society thinks of you, get a sugar baby. That way you know a clear price of what you pay for and you won't get picked clean by a seasoned hypocritical roastie.

Women are retarded anon. They fill your world with stupidity, baseless arguments and disturb your inner peace. You already started so well. Don't waste time on those vampires.