/biz/ - Business & Finance

The new 20 year old server at the local restaurant is cute and I'm in love after one meal. How can I subtly impress her with my portfolio so she loves me back?

I boughted GME yesterday

>>50712580
Thanks anon I get it now

>>50693050
Business and finance

I guarantee you all these people are vaxxed

>>50649708
>>50649708
>through
lmao I didnt even catch that, good catch. lol

Now that the bullrun is back, what coins did you accumulate during the beat market?
XRP, LINK, and RBC myself.

I have early onset schizophrenia.

How can I profit from this? I already hold LINK.

>>50566631
Ah yes, I remember teeth like that, they were pearly white, glazed with my jiz.I remember a loud gurgling sound reverberating screaming for more, I believe they belonged to your sister.

>>50565584
I think they're merging pro with OG coinbase from what I understand.

>>50563824
>chinese stocks
Good luck dumping your money into a worthless shell company.

>>50547747
I'm a nocoiner, didn't get a chance to buy when it was worthless because I assumed it was some darkweb scam for pedos at the time.

Not sure WTF that will have been at all

Have you tried GOODcoin?

>be rich as fuck
>still have the physique of a bloated corpse
why are we here again?

>>50533456
that is hot

>hey /biz/ I stood around and didn’t Do shit but I won cause I stared him down

You really didn’t need to make this thread you useless ass Paul Blart mall cop

>>50518770

number go up

Simple; they will first bring up Bitcoin and or Ethereum to reel you in, into thinking that this person is logical, and then they will use that to their advantage to shill their shitcoin.

>Yeah I’m stacking BTC, ETH and (enter name of shitcoin they’re being paid to promote) what about you anon?

Or in another format, they will post a LARPfolio that will seem legitimate

>Post your portfolios going into the halving guys, here’s mine!
>Bitcoin: 10 ($230,000)
>Ethereum: 100 ($150,000)
>Shitcoin X: 900002029939393883 ($500,000)
>haha yeah guys that’s my portfolio hehe, no I’m mot trying to subtly shill my shitcoin by coming across as a reasonable investor but randomly throwing in 1 specific shitcoin, how dare you accuse me of that!!!

You will also find if you browse often enough that they will continue randomly bringing up their shitcoin in thread that don’t even have anything to do with it, but they will try and name-drop their shitcoin into Bitcoin or Ethereum threads

>wow interesting chat about BTC here guys, I totally agree, Bitcoin is the future, that’s why I also bought shitcoin X because just because ok, just understand I think you bitcoin guys are totally 100% right, but you should also have this shitcoin ok, why? Just because. Now why would you not listen to me? I told you Bitcoin is good, so that means I’m not shilling anything…. So just buy shitcoin X ok

>>50457308
Have you considered becoming a dog walker?

>>50456957
It tastes like vomit though. They intentionally add an ingredient to make it taste like vomit

My trading has an etoro risk score of 8

>>50442279
I boughted UA/UAA as it just hit covid lows