/biz/ - Business & Finance

AHHH FEER GOOD TO BE BACK
I MAKE SHITTY SCAMCOIN AGAIN
IT GO UP
AND GUESS WHAT
DUMB WHITE MAN BOUGHT IT AGAIN
HAHA HAAH
HE NO REARN RAST TIME
OH ROOK BINANCE BIG NOW
SHITTY COINS UP 20%
I SELL NAO I SELL NAO
DUMB WHITE MAN BUY SHITTY COIN AGAIN
HA HAH AH A
I SELL NAO
I SELL NAO
HOW HE SO STUPID TO GIVE ME HIS MONEY
HAH HAHAHA
HAHAH
AHA
HAH
AHAHAHHAHA

Be honest. How much does your portfolio need to #x for you to /make it back/? I need to unironically 10x

YOWAH STOKKU IZU DAWOON NIGGA

>>10516470
Good point fren although over half of /biz/ was shilling the fuck out of ANS up to that first conference with Microsoft

>>9794838
>that much projection
Good God it's like talking to a fucking wall. I'm convinced this is just larp now. There's no way a group of people on /biz/ can be this dumb.

>>9079592
The answer is 9 plebs.

Wat-a dis? I waku apu I see bitucoinu < $10000!!

I BUY!!!

>>6882408
Biz is dead now anon
Underneath the memes we are hollowed out
You and the other newfags ruined it desu
Other boards are shilling crypto now too
Moons are over
Gone are the days of pumping anything

>AHH NOTHA DAY TIME TO CHECK BINANCE
>OH ROOK BTC GO UP
>DUMB WHITE PPR PUMP SHITTY COIN AGAIN
>HAHA I MAKE MONEY FROM YESTERDAY
>I SELL NAO
>I SELL NAO
>HAHAH WHITE PPL SO DUMB EVERYDAY
>I SELL NAO
>I SELL NAO
>HA HA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>6857819
I SELL NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I SELL NAO

what's our new scam gentlemen?

>>6296508
In crypto niggers are useful idiots. Pajeets will help pump nonsense, I hate chinks the most. They're the jews of crypto.

>>6178339
This makes me happy

>/biz/ crypto threads aren't even good anymore
>nothing but muh moons and muh lamboland
>start browsing plebbit boards for crypto
>find reasoned discussion surrounding new coins, large user base means the coins they shill actually go up in value instead of being pajeet scams
fuck you faggots, I'm out

Need some help friends....here's my situation:
>started crypto in June
>initial $2k investment, currently hovering around $10k now
>Main holds are OMG (500) and now TRX (27.5k) after a stupid FOMO buy
Thinking about overhauling my trading strategy for 2018 and have come to a few options:
>1. Move everything into ETH for low-maintenance/low-medium gainz
>2. Try out an all-in low-gains swing trade strategy. Wait for coins to effectively bottom out (I've written some pretty good analytics apps to monitor it on Bittrex), go all in and hodl for 1-2 weeks at a time depending on hype/entry point
3. Continue hodling OMG and TRX as there's a coinflip chance each can have a good year
What do you guys think? Am I just being a dumb faggot?

>>5376927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UKNwlhhpo

Is this really 2x distributing satoshi's coins? How is that even possible?
I read some article posted by anon and can't tell if the wordage indicates they'll distribute 2x and the old coin, which would not change your previous btc holdings, but it's written in a way that it seems like they mean satoshi's coins.
If this is true they did take a snapshot? Is this only for current holders?

Another possibility is that the encryption algo collided i.e. one input can have two different outputs to the same place.

I'm out at this point but these prices aren't too bad if there's an opportunity unfolding here. It could also be a sign of death though.

IF NIGGA NO HODL NIGGA NO BE ABLE TO AFFORD BMW SEBUN SHERIES NIGGAAAAA

>SELL IT ALL!!!

>>4709411
>larp as fuck but funny desu
I'm an actual Senior VP at a large healthcare system, report directly to CIO and sit in at most executive meetings. My days are pretty boring now. Lots of politics and dumb where-were-you shit you have to go to to stay in the club. Some days I just miss being an analyst back in the day where I could work on my own projects. It's alright though, make good money and shitpost on /biz/

All the faggots who say anons are a bunch of NEETs are lying to themselves. Guessing a lot of really successful people between 25-40 have gone on 4chan at some point.

>>4629679
>on a board where you are exposed to chink and kike tricks literally every day
>doesn't think race/ethnicity matters
stay poor faggot

>>4603938
because his coin is shit and chinks are worse than kikes

>>4590710
Two big ones desu...

#1
>be 20 year old college libercuckian in 2010
>hear about this Bitcoin thing on some Ron Paul forum
>interested enough to invest $25 into it when BTC was about 0.25 a coin
>back then it was super shady to buy coins without mining. had to literally set up a primitive Google wallet to send funds anonymously and then give sender access to your BTC keys
>said forget about it and never bought the 100 coins....as of today, that'd be worth about $1M

#2
>finally trying the hodl meme
>bought into OMG when it was $4 a share
>watched it ride up to $14 and settle down at $12
>Figured I could let things sit for a while to spend more time with my qt gf than bittrex and /biz/
>turn off blockfolio and /biz/ for a month and half
>come back to find OMG price is $7 and BTC is in the 8000s. Notice my 1.6 BTC has become .56BTC

JUST

>OH ROOK NO SEGWIT2X
>NO FREE BITCOOOIII
>OH ROOK, MY ALT GO AUUUPP
>I MAKE GAIN FROM RAST WEEK
>I SELL NOW
>I SELL NOW
>HAH HA AHAH DUMB WHITE PEOPO BUY MY SHITTY COIN AGAIN
>HA HA HA
>HAHA HAHHAHA HAH