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>namefags think they will be remembered after posting on an anonymous Machurian cooking forum
Sorry but this board is strictly for sharing strategies on losing with internet meme money gambling. Saged

>>12373406
>fraud never happens in ‘le regoolated’ markets
>2008, govt. bails out negligent banks selling off toxic debt after forcing their hand in the first place

>”I’m a retard who put money into internet meme money; it should be illegal that I be this retarded! reeeeeee”

>>12355611
>t*rkroach bug chatter

OH NO NO NO NO

>>12331014
>The NASDAQ is up only 0.22% and the other two can’t break past 0.20% as of this post
STUNNING
AND
BRAVE

>>12327521
poor lunchposter :(

Also this

>>12308997
Single moms are the irresponsible cancer roasties who create the next generation of criminals and delinquents.
>family: oppressive
>taking orders from boss 9 to 5: female liberation

>>12301074
Based and bearpilled

>>12300937
* $ 1,000 market cap
Imagine ACTUALLY ‘investing’ (gambling) into internet meme money. Saged and gay

>>12290306
>he doesn’t know that a 50% drop requires a 100% upside move to just break even
>he bought the TQQQ meme in late September when some retards on /smg/ were shilling it
>they never returned

>>12281162
No sorry this board is reserved solely for gambling on internet meme money and losing. Carry on

First for SOXL plus based hedgefunds buying $64B and insider buying at another new record

>>12210828
Hedge funds are rebalancing their portfolios next week by dumping over $60B into equities just in those final trading days. Everyone on TV is screaming how the sky is falling and it’s time to sell while the CBOE put/call ratio is showing fear as well. The hedge funds, I think, will be responsible for a end of year, low volume “Santa rally” that will act as the final impulse wave up before Q1 financials come out and kill everyone. The big danger is that next week could suck in a bunch of momentum chasers - right before they fall off the cliff

CBOE Put/Call ratio is over 1.8 - extreme fear is gripping the markets and hedge funds are about to liad on over 60 billion dollars worth of stocks in the next week alone. Go LONG

>>12186380
12% Santa rally into January followed by recession during Q1 reporting

What are your thoughts on a so-called Santa Rally into year end? It seems every key technical support held, there was the usual FOMC volatility, and every pundit I have seen today is freaking out over an imminent recession and a “1,000 drop in the DOW tomorrow”. My contrarian inside of me is saying this is bullish if tomorrow and Friday prevail now that the uncertainty of the meeting is behind us and the next financials come out in Q1. Moreover, I’m sure many executives want their year-end bonus so buybacks from the corporations could be another factor just to boost prices

>bullrun starts every day
>closes red anyway

>The moving averages become resistance levels now

>>12018409

Based and not demoralized

Oh boy

>>11747675
depriving a business of being able to receive payment is like refusing them a Mailbox should be highly illegal but the worthless government isn't doing shit about it so Crypto needs to do it.

>Ch*na

>>11717844
>Wonder how long itll be til i just cut even

>>11690050

The PPI came in searing hot and before that we had exceptional wage growth reported. All this caused the fed to come out hawkish today, promising another rate hike in December to help cool inflation