/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Support white owned businesses!
OY RACIST WHITE SUPREMACIST

>Support black owned businesses!
YES EQUALITY FOR ALL FUCK WHITE PEOPLE ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS

Gentlemen, I remember being a hard advocate for SQQQ back in the summer of 2018. I’m glad it has been meme’d into the ethos of /biz/. May it serve you all well. I would like to conclude my short address with the following message: fuck bulls, fuck anime, fuck tripfags, fuck clown world, fuck blumpf, fuck the fed, fuck niggers, fuck jews and fuck gooks. Also this crisis in the markets has fuck all to do with Coronavirus - we had record low short interest going into the peak coupled with options hedging going out the window as everyone went as long as they could. No buyers left, and everyone rushes for the exits.

Thank you, SQQQuad

Gentlemen, I remember being a hard advocate for SQQQ back in the summer of 2018. I’m glad it has been meme’d into the ethos of /biz/. May it serve you all well. I would like to conclude my short address with the following message: fuck bulls, fuck anime, fuck tripfags, fuck clown world, fuck blumpf, fuck the fed, fuck niggers, fuck jews and fuck gooks.

Thank you, SQQQuad

>>17642439
>>17642460
>>17642461

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/panic-usdjpy-crashes-commodity-pairs-plunge-oil-said-open-down-10

Get you assholes ready, b*ll cucks

>>16879649
So, minimum wage is bad. Want more pay? Become more valuable, work more hours etc.
>>16879585
You are not entitled to other peoples money, you must earn it. Make them give it to you out of their own will.

that ass is depressingly awesome tho

>>15505848
It is good for the health of the gene pool if those people who cannot adapt to change get cut out by natural selection.

>>15487369
You're confusing neoliberalism with decentralization, so you probably should'be going around calling other people retards

Decentralization: everyone has the ability of using the same resources to produce shit

Neoliberalism: corporations overcentralize the means of production through regulatory capture (by using blackmail on pedo politicians and bribes on everyone else) so that only they can produce shit

They are literally exact oposites. The whole thing about decentralization is that it eliminates centralized power, which has produced terrible results for life on this planet

The reason bitcoin has been co-opted by centralized entities is that they fear decentralization and are trying to feed you the wrong kind of it, as is the case with btrash and gigabyte blocks (that only datea centers can validate)

>boss says next job will be at pride parade
I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS TIMELINE

>>15092449
I don't think so.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-10/trump-pulls-trigger-begins-process-raising-tariffs-all-remaining-300-billion-china

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMFFFFF

>>13380913
Start eating healthy (well planned vegan diet), start running and exercising everyday, make new friends through a hobby or something. Healthy living balances your brain chemicals, might take 3-6 months though. Don't give up.
Get new big goals in life to get a sense of purpose. Do good in the world. I personally want to fund and advance real anti-aging research to make myself immortal.

Thanks frens I got him to download the coinbase app. Now he's at me to tell him what exchanges to use. I've told him to learn more first everytime he's asked, which is making him think I'm holding out. I've hinted at bitmex making millionaires which unironically made him repeat the wors millionaire to himself in awe for about an hour. He thinks he's going to make.it lol.

Im not working tomorrow but am thinking of "loosing" a bit of paper.with bitmex hitbtc and coinmamas urls on it so he thinks he's being sneaky when he rapes himself.

TLT up: institutions are shifting into bonds
Put/Call Index up: Institutions are aggressively hedging against their long positions now
Put/Call Equities down: the common /biz/ hamster is piling into calls because they saw a green day
SPY: opened at major resistance and is bleeding down whilst still green

Buy TVIX if this is true 10-15 minutes into close

>>12717327
You can’t buy VIX you fucking retard, that’s like saying you should buy the CBOE put/call ratio- it’s an indicator, stupid.

>>12688982
>when you’re down 2 peanuts on your entire peanut portfolio

Federal Reserve press conference tomorrow. This could have zero effect or tank the markets again like Powell did in December should he say anything more than the market expects. Amazon, Alibaba, Boeing and Microsoft report tomorrow too

>>12584781
>the retard shilling some random shit stock and not SQQQuading up also watches CNN and other boomer media for information
>He can’t mossad the Assad

>>12539571
You are a liar politician.
You tell people what they want to hear, which is why they love you. But at the same time you see how ignorant, untruthful and blind the people who love you are, which is why you hate them.

>>12534765
One theory I have heard is that Chinese billionaires are pumping certain stocks just for the sake of obfuscating their money, then ‘withdrawing’ that money on the Hong Kong exchange by mass selling. They then send this money out of Hong Kong to the US where they buy the market up further. The reason Hong Kong acts as a middle man is because of some communist laws in Ch*na forbidding certain transfers of cash in certain ways. This way it’s discrete; same reason why housing prices have ballooned in places like Vancouver too. Keep this in mind since last week the commies pumped their markets by the tune of 1 trillion gook bucks (and US markets surged). Obviously the smart ones know where this is going to end up so they flee with the capital elsewhere.

All that happened was Kudlow or whoever denying the report saying that trade talks are cancelled. Stop reading into shit and just check the news or something. Very cringe and bluepilled. That said, back to the bear market

>>12520282
>the bullcuck cope

LMAO

>>12484718
>Mainstream articles praising the market rally, telling this us this is bullish
Anyone with two eyes and a brain cell can see that the 200D MA is resistance now that it’s broken
BEARISH

>>12446179
I feel your pain. This whole crypto thing is starting to feel like its just a meme. The blackpill is real.