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if they have the capability of tracking all my shitcoin trades for me, why don't they just send me a fucking invoice instead of making me do work and spend money for no reason

>take some profits today
>Net worth is now around 500k from 10k investment (maybe 14 cant remember) a year ago
>took enough profits I feel pretty good letting the rest ride

>get a call my dad has cancer this morning

It’s always something...

>>26547219
Wait a minute, that painting. Isn't that the same artist who draws blacks genociding white people for 90% of their works?

We’re gonna crash in the next couple weeks aren’t we?

Why are nocoiners so angry? I get trolling cryptofags that its gonna crash for the keks, but some of you seriously go into a blistering rage when you fud. Why?

I am giggling and chortling at pink wojacks and bobo posts while I lose money by the second

My wife makes twice as much as me

What can I buy, right now, that will make my dad love me?

On one hand, I know that we are only 7 months into this run and have plenty of time to go, and USD is imploding, etc.
On the other, this board is literally being overrun with newfaggots and new retards in droves, and you’d be blind not see it. Also, Norm Mcdonald tweeted about crypto.
Where are we in the cycle bros? I’m scared

Nothing's fucking happening.

Do you lie about your investments?

>BTC follows meme chart exactly
>KSI tweet
>Logan Paul video
NOW
>FRONT PAGE NYPOST ARTICLE

THIS. IS. THE. BULL. TRAP.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO BIZ MY GF IS TELLING ME TO SELL ALL MY COINS IM LOSING SO MUCH MONEY

AHHHHHHHHHHH WAS IT ACTUALLY THE TOP

There are so many new people and normies on this board now. This is the top.

I only hold ETH and LINK because I am scared of altcoins. While I’m up around 300%, it’s poorfag money, 8 grand. I fantasize about selling my whole portfolio and going all in on something. But I am not a risk taker. I don’t speed. I am loyal to my girlfriend. I take a shower every day. My room is clean, too clean. Always orderly.

I just erked off on cam with a girl on omegle

Is it worth learning to trade? I don’t mean buying and holding, but fucking around with calls, options, leverage, etc on FTX or some other platform? I don’t know what any of those things mean but leverage. Do most of you guys do this?

I imagine it’s easier in a bull market, you can just long everything.

>flip 5k into 72k since getting into crypto in March
>take some profits today, excited
>get a call my dad has cancer

It never ends bros. Life. It never ends.

IN THIS THREAD WE PRAY FOR BOBO TO GRANT US SALVATION. NEVER BEFORE HAS BIZ WANTED BOBO TO ARRIVE SO BADLY

PLEASE BOBO. PLEASE SAVE US. WHERE ARE YOU???