/biz/ - Business & Finance

>AAU

>>18060764
I'm new to /biz/, what stocks are happening? I got about $1000 to gamble.

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Sure thing, no prob

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RVVMN2KT324

>>5506081
>tfw my gainz are fueled entirely by hype generated through qt azn girl smiles

>>5480460
Jameson is good shit bro, drinking that myself rn. Can get 1.75L at sam's club for $35

>>4846068
i didnt buy them I mined them and hoarded them and forgot
>>4846084
yes I did it, sold 75%
>>4846170
i went through with the mining before donating my PC to my little brother

TFW after you were on a caffeine delirium shorting bitcoin with 100x leverage all night and watched the screen until episodically the numbers on your screen didn't mean anything. I made a small fortune for my standards and I think you could still do the same. bitmex needs 1 confirmation and no verification.
I lost about 2000 euros daytrading, fomoing and unpatiently selling and made back much more than that in one night. I feel great and am gonna celebrate this now.

>>2933757
only the best of dildos in the market

>>2231037
BTC, will go back to $2500 soon
ETH will go back to $140-$150 when the chinese who bought below $110 usd 3 days ago from the -30% crash will start dumping it tomorrow courtesy of Huobi ETH integration

Just for you cucks who cry in desperation because of the price drop: There will be another hype short before the second round. So hold and if you haven't bought any LEPEN yet do it now while it's sub 20 sats.
I personally sold on Friday while it was at 35 sats and just bought back in at 12 sats. Feelsgoodman.

Just remember:
Cucks buy at the tip
Chads buy at the dip

>live in a relatively poor (but cheap) small euro country
>have poorfag jobs
>change half of parents' house into own appartment (they said the house was too big for them anyway)
>pay no rent
>life just goes downhill
>make a crypto investment, very risky... "all in" kind of thing (not wise, I know)
>thing assplodes from $0.50 to $8
>suddenly sitting on a large stash of money
>still living like a poorfag
>nothing changes in life, just watching that number grow
>realize there's nothing I really want to buy

anyone knows this feel?
is it that the many years of poorfagdom ruined my brain or am I doing it right?

I sometimes think "oh now I could really afford X" but then I think "meh, let's instead save the money for another investment"

or "now I could move out!" - and then I think "but what's the point of paying rent...?"

I asked parents if they'd want me to move so that they can rent "my" appartment to another person for cash but they insisted on NO

TL;DR: have lots of money suddenly but I keeep living like a poorfag

It's actually happening! Hold my hand, anon!

>>1889697
hehe antisemitism xD

>>1886011
The price already increased ~7% since I made this thread, so...

Better listen to me next time, desu.

>>1880658
But when will Kek send us to the moon?

>>1870738
iktf brah cyu in space