/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29887321
She made peace with the fact by now, plus I am her favorite son and a momma's boy through and through.

>>25486796
>i have not eaten any fiber in the last 4 or 5 years, maybe longer, and not i have hemorrhoids on my anus
>wtf do i do?
wear diapers like me

>living in a third world country, so crypto is pretty unkown
>two months ago
>talking to mommy about my investment in XRP and crypto
>she doesn't get it
>keep talking about it, she keeps skeptic, althought she listens
>she talks about she heard something about crypto on the internet
>XRP pumps
>my money doubles
>we keep talking about it, it starts to grow on her
>some days ago she sees an giant ad on the subway about an crypto exchange
>becomes bullish af
>gives me money to buy XRP for her
>she now proudly owns 85 XRP


I'm gonna buy her a house, boys.