/biz/ - Business & Finance

As his five person company's live valuation slipped below his option
strike price, he reached for his TRNG stress release pistol, placed it
against his temple, squeezed the trigger, and successfully blew his
brains out. This final act is still recognized as the largest creation
of shareholder value in history.

In a future world where even the smallest shittiest startup is traded
on the urbit public markets. Anyone can short sell these hopeless and
poorly managed companies.

This particular CEO is on the risk neutral to risk loving spectrum. So
he uses a TRNG stress release pistol. It's a 250 millibitcoin firearm
that uses a nuclear decay based hardware TRNG that can be set anywhere
from 1 picomort to 1 mort. He keeps his at 1 picomort. The guns are
designed, manufactured, and their risk is syndicated by a web of
distributed companies.

Upon his expiration, his lifeline chainlink oracle triggered the TRNG
stress pistol's smartcontract, instantaneously transferring the life
insurance payout to his wallet.

...

This is the story of his $10T (2019 USD equivalent) payout.

A stake on your head.

Everyone knows that you don't leave home without a stake. Stake backed. Trust. It's how the world works.

Want to punch someone in the stomach? Automated sensors captured that infraction and immediately delivered swift sweet justice to your victim. To the point where they pity you because of the cost.

Got beat up by a LINK lord? You'll enjoy it, trust me.

Run into a PMP Placeholder with the balance sheet of the solar economy over their head? Stay the fuck away from them. They don't make mistakes and your life insurance policy isn't worth that much. Your PMC would be happy to see you go for the payout that they get.

An unstaked man is akin to a wild animal. If seen in a bar, to be stunned, disabled, restained, imprisoned or simply just shot dead in the street. Not like an animal, but just because he was an animal.

>>14167363
https://youtu.be/ZRcpnM26nJM
Interrogator: Officer K-D-six-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
K: Yes, sir.
Interrogator: Recite your baseline.
K: "And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played."
Interrogator: Cells.
K: Cells.
Interrogator: Have you ever been in an institution? Cells.
K: Cells.
Interrogator: Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
K: Cells.
Interrogator: When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
K: Cells.
Interrogator: Interlinked.
K: Interlinked.
Interrogator: What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
K: Interlinked.
Interrogator: Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.
K: Interlinked.
Interrogator: Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.
K: Interlinked.
Interrogator: Do you dream about being interlinked... ?
K: Interlinked.
Interrogator: What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked.
K: Interlinked.
Interrogator: Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked.
K: Interlinked.
Interrogator: Within cells interlinked.
K: Within cells interlinked.
Interrogator: Why don't you say that three times: Within cells interlinked.

>>14120266
If it's literally running as a smart contract end-to-end, can't anyone just spin it up and run it without any centralized entity to be shut down by regulation? Isn't that the end game anyway? Eventually transitioning to fully automated DEX's and shit running on smart contracts?

>>14065359
btc and eth makes up the rest
not counting LP my breakdown is:
>50% btc
>35% link
>15% eth
funny enough, it only represented a fraction of my worth last year when I invested and yet it grew so much in value that it now represents a significant amount even after I sold a portion to recoup my initial investment
>>14065333
>redpill me on this shit. I'm from Nevada and it spooks me too much.
chekked
most likely has a saudi connection (a prince present during the shooting and was escorted out from mandalay)
probably a weapons deal and paddock was setup as a patsy
also I suspect it ties into Jamal Khashoggi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamal_Khashoggi
it's all circumstantial but there are several links tying these threads together

>>14036131
you're welcome faggot
https://megaupload.nz/Xdx2p2u2n2/Publicly_verifiable_authenticity_of_data_from_multiple_external_sources_for_smart_contracts_using_aggregate_signatures_pdf

>>14034683
my spread is:
>50% btc
>35% eth
>15% link
also made some crazy bank on ICOs from 2017/2018 but I don't count them in my spread, if I did, my BTC stack would account for 10% of my holdings (that's how much I made from ICOs)

>>14024841
>Do you have any interest in like minded individuals?
eventually my pipe dream would be to develop a kind of society and system of governance that doesn't harass it's subjects and instead rewards them
I think the next global shift will be countries competing for skilled labor and providing incentives to do so
with that in mind, I'm always open to collaborating with others who are genuinely interested in the pursuit of knowledge
that being said, my identity is private for various reasons, namely my opinions and my status (business owner and professional career in my dayjob)
that being said, whatever we can talk about here feel free to drop any of your opinions regarding the topics discussed, I'm sure we'll find each other again in this psychostream

/biz/ is fucking dead. How many people actually post here?

Roll call. Everyone here post something.

>>13823833
because they are nothing more than rebbitors using twitter
will probably use my crypto gains to make s0ys like this one brand themselves in the future though desu

>>13807032
in 2032 yes.

I'm with you, fren. Have a good week anon

>>13720250
is this how the citadels start?

>>13199336
UAE is all about accelerationism and is the largest foreign (not burgerland) investor in AI. They are already implementing the smart city idea and Ben Goertzel is headlining the AI Everything summit hosted by the UAE.

>>13139552
They keep deleting my quality SingularityNET threads. I just want to talk about AI with someone.

>>13128238
Motherfuck i already told you, sure, you guys might 100x, but LINK will fucking 1000000x not even joking, its value will never stop and will be the thing that literally stops global economic collapse, preventing armageddon, LINK 1000 EOY faggots.

>>12979804
because I took some LSD and was shown the future, not literally but kinda literally. If a time traveler came on here and told you LINK was going to be the highest gaining crypto even more than bitcoin, would you believe them?

>>12882759
How old are you?
If you're in your 20's you can easily live until 2070 and beyond. Aren't you fucking curious to see what the world becomes by that time? I don't get this.

>>10829513