/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can't wait to exchange my theoretical shares of NFT tiktok latina's hip gyrations to a trendy song for a bowl of goulash that cost $435 trillion USD.

<The year is 2026
Which 5 coins do you hold?

How hard could we shill it?

Any tipps for a beginner?
Any stuff i should read?

So we all agree to hold or buy more till 0.1, then sell, then buy back in after the normies panic, right?

>>27786175
Here's a real-world case.
>January 1st, 2022
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>27169549
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

TOP KEK forgot to update the date

Should I buy 6 Ethereum or 0.2 Bitcoin?

>tfw COVID-19 was just the trial run of crisis governing and it's escalating from here
Why haven't you invested in a house FAR away from the death traps known as cities yet?

>>24455897
>ywn live in a pod apartment overlooking a rainy, neon-lit cityscape

>>22084311
The tokenomics blow my mind, I'm not going to spoonfeed /biz/ on that one but I can give you some lead as to why this is going to blow up. you looked at the total supply and coin distribution, it's a good start. now look at how much tokens miners have to buy (1000 TRB) and what's the inflation rate like (about the same or lower than BTC). you will never have to work a single day in your life if you ape into that one.
t. miner

>>21956821
hmm, they're not perfect yet anyway.
to be honest it's probably best waiting a year or two until they're mass-produced and higher quality. best option right now is the valve index and I can't get hold of one even in the UK.

Imagine not being all in LINK

Imagine not having infinite virtual GF points

Imagine not having enough LINK to buy your own smart city

ITT: Post your top 3 coins from each category - HODL, Speculative, Flippers


(HODL)
$LINK
$ETH
$PNK

(Speculative)
$RSR
$SXP
$XRT

(Flippers)
$LID
$DIA
$TRADE

>>21124112
>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>20956077
>>20956064
>>20956030
>>20955986
>>20955983
>>20955929
>>20956096

Ocean is teamed up with Fetch.ai and SingularityNet dawgs

I only hear about iExec by shitcoin fanatics that lose their stacks regularly

>>20665725
You must be a fucking retard to believe Ayyyys with such intergalactic traveling capabilities at speed of light would crash into a tiny marvel like that

imagine not being all in AGI right now bois

>>20495530
>>20496074
I'm all in on RSR and Link. Link is the safer option whilst RSR is the risky side-hustle that could blow up at any moment. I see 0 purpose in holding anything else (except Monero to buy drugs).

Imagine not being all in AGI

Imagine not having infinite virtual GF points

Imagine not having enough agi to buy your own smart city

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>20186859
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>20156572
>not using your fortunes to become a celebrity and king in the technological corpocracy future that is coming.
>the year is 2045
>link skyrockets to 10k, BTC is in the millions
>In my mid 40's and insanely rich
>drive around in my techo electric luxury car and gamble my billions at the virtual casino
>Have a personal harem of women to tend to my every sexual desire
>Look out from my high rise mansion in the hills to look at the slums and dregs of the nolinkers
>I get delivered lobster and steak with a blowjob each time I have dinner
NGMI

If you donate you join the pool and at 8PM every sunday he will go live and pick a winner from a random wallet address if the Goal is met

twitch / gibsbtc

Worth a shot