/biz/ - Business & Finance

We only need a little over a 2x and we'll be top 10 in marketcap.
Fucking surreal.

Question for my fellow anons.
I have no problems paying capital gains 15% on my linkies. However, I've sent btc directly to darknet markets from binance to buy drugs because I'm lazy.
Will the IRS even give a fuck? Should I convert my funds to XMR then sell it on a different exchange so it can't be traced? Would that fuck me even more?

I used to sell my bitcoin through a guy on localbitcoin when I had a couple hundred grand worth, but if LINK truly moons this will be a whole new ballpark and I'd like to do it legit and pay my taxes/be able to store it in the bank.