/biz/ - Business & Finance

Let's say for arguments sake that I am unfathomably wealthy.

Let's also say that my life experiences up until I started making money were comprised of bouncing from one squalid shithole to the next until I had enough and changed myself for the better.

That being said, education is the key to the doorway of success. Proper education grants license to your soul to fly and reach inconceivable heights.

A lot of you chose to study the wrong things in University. Saddled with debts and near minimum wage salaries it's hard to get ahead.

If hell exists, I'm going there. I've done horrible things for the sake of money and in no way, shape or form should anyone ever emulate my path to wealth. It weighs heavy on the mind/body/soul...

SO!!! I'm not trying to buy my way into heaven, if such a place exists. I WOULD however enjoy liberating one person of their debts this holiday season in their entirety.

No strings attached outside of providing me the necessary information to contact your loan agency/bank to settle your outstanding account balance.

Simply tell me why you deserve to be freed of this debt, and I will grant you clemency. A fresh start did me a world of good (financially speaking).