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A chainlink although it may seem to be a relatively simple token, it is not - on the contrary of being simple: A chainlink is more than a link with a chain connecting it, it is a massively complex token containing more than a thousand separate loc per link, usually with nine links per chain that makes over nine thousand separate components, but the token will work limitedly with just one link.

Chainlinking is also known as chaining and linking and is a massive fad among neets aged 22-28, the token in a simpler form were first invented by Sir Gay Trolington over 3 years ago in Australia.

A chainlink basically simulates a feeling, originally this was accomplished with mechanical tokens in the link with some extremely cruel pranksters putting item such as glass and nails in witch would often decapitate the chain, this led to a act of parliament in 2017 by the UK banning the tokens, which was quickly followed by the rest of the world.

Although still banned the “underground market” of chainlinks saw a boom in sales during the 2016s’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 2017s by an unnamed MacDonalds worker.

The token works on the same principals as electrical prosthetic phalli, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the arse think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as checking a price or exiting a scam.

The chainlink costs around 15c per link and are usually sold out within months; they have reportedly have gone for over 17c per chainlink on ebay.

>>8253045
My grandad left me his walnut fingerbox the exact same way