/biz/ - Business & Finance

> parent give me number of a girl
> im supposed to text her and rizz her
> im a neet with no game, plz help im also below average ugly
> i know shes gonna want someone that 6ft, 6fig (i have), and/fit :/

what do i text?
> hi my name is x ?

>be me
>wife died, children all grown up
>get 1 million usd insurance money
>immediately go back to Japan
>finally hook up with supreme waifu
>have a wonderful week fucking my 20-something big thirties Japanese waifu while wandering the streets of Tokyo.
>as she rides me on top, in the presidential suite of the omni hotel, I wonder if we will maybe make it beyond Tokyo, doesn’t matter, as long as I’m in Japan.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU&list=OLAK5uy_kV957sfAe40ZGuf2zieL3JjL4bVt89Kdc&index=1

C Mellon 4.0 GPA. Can't get a job its been 4 months since graduation.

Meanwhile these HR roast making 185k/yr just for looking pretty fml.

And why is everyone in they moms doing CS degree/ going into programming??