/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ew a chainlink thread
come, sisters
let us flood it with nonsense
make it unreadable for anyone looking to learn about chainlink

make fun of him, sisters

>>56769366
let's make fun of him

from the river to the sea
chainlink will moon to $350

>>56188696
it was a pretty big "oopsie poopsie" of sergey. good thing they fixed it though. smooth sailing ahead

People will use XRP without knowing they are / how the protocols work. It will be just like HTTP, TCP/IP, FTP, SMTP, VOIP. they will use RCP (Ripple consensus Protocol) without ANY idea of how it functions or that they are even using XRP at all. Their bank or FI will simply offer them a Transfer/exchange rate that is better, faster, cheaper, more secure and has transparency into the transfer. Think of like the Dominos pizza tracker but for your international payments and exchange offerings.

then comfort yourself in the fact that now:
- no one can torture you for your seed phrase or wallet passwords and then chop you up into a suitcase
https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/millionaire-crypto-influencer-found-dismembered-in-suitcase/
- burglars who steal your wallet details will find them to be empty
- you don't have to lie anymore if someone asks if you own Crypto and you don't want to be embarrassed

linkies honestly thought they wouldn't see $6 ever again. let's laugh at them :}

>your friendly neighbour in El Salvador kidnaps you and tortures you for your crypto seed phrases and keys

>>55725910
>heh, that's only, like $7000
>that's not a lot of money
>i'm sooo much richer than this guy
>i think

>>55620532
pain

the mysterious bad men known as "they" decided to dump bitcoin to suppress link's organic pump.

>>55592904
fuck chainlink i hate it ya
chainlink is so bad and dumb
baggies are so obnoxious
you will never moon to ATH xD

>>55576747
life's a bitch, huh stinkie

you
backed
the
wrong
horse

cmon everybody. i can tell the linkies are near their TOTAL BREAKING POINT. let's push them over the edge

so you're into findom, eh?

>>55294777
fucking chekt
link holders absolutely rekt

you WILL sell the bags, stinkies

bad linkie, bad. you dont do green. only red. now you're gonna get punished twice as hard

>>55065989
startin to think chainlinks pretty good
yeah yeah its pretty good

>>54906325
yeah except it's not gonna translate into any gains, chud
as usual, btc/eth/meme coins like PEPE will eat chainlink's lunch
nobody cares about muh tech
it's just gains gains gains
you don't fucking get it, idiot
this is why you WILL ALWAYS BE POOOOOOOR

>>54764909
I also believe it means Link is the standard oracle service and is going to be used by Swift and the tradfi banking industry to move data and value across chains and between banks, making early adopters incredibly wealthy while making MEV faggots and VC niggers seethe uncontrollably.

>>54743339
copey copey copey

this is it
this is the big one
they're gonna start the nuclear war to stop chainlink once and for all