/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55179233
First off checked. But in general you need to check your tone.

They vote on this shit on Friday. It is expected to pass. There is a bunch of shit in there, but the big takeaway is doubling the block size during congestion.(which is fucking always)
https://github.com/ethereum/EIPs/blob/master/EIPS/eip-1559.md
This has been tested to death and will go live.
I'm not sure any of you mouth breathing faggots realize how big this is.

>>27200433
Chainlink cryptocurrency tokens are a known scam

>>22542978
Aave's lend token serves a purpose , you get a discount for using it for loans for a wide range of crypto assets, vs using different collateral for their platform.
Again, you are trying to do mental gymnastics here to come up with a reason this is not a ponzi.
Vybe serves no other purpose than you buying it and bagholding it while convincing others to buy it.
>Muh flashloans
>Muh staking
Really drank the kool aid on this one huh anon.

This is not funny. My Link investment is rather large and taken very seriously at my trading station.

I will unironically never sell, even my staking rewards will be broken up and paid directly to Thai hookers.

Those faggots play the same played out memes on repeat and all circle jerk their Pentium 4 coreboot thinkpads with the worst most obscure operating systems with a faggy anime wallpaper.

>>21487616
It is called NORMIES out.
You simply place 4 or 5 around your desk like this and no one bothers you anymore.
We use special scent lock technology to ensure the experience is extremely unpleasant to anyone not used to using 3 year old unwashed flashlights.

>inb4 liquidation

You are not straight , but that doesn't matter. Go live the fantasies you jerk off to and stop living in your self inflicted bubble of misery.
If you want to fuck dudes with tits in the ass that is fine. Just acknowledge your faggotry and live with it.

I wanna start a hand job business where you lay down on a table in a private room with 2 solid walls , one with a door and one wall with a thick set of latex gloves mounted to the wall lab style.
Our hand job artists jerk you off for a set period of time.
Since the people jerking off dicks all day are dudes , it should be pretty cheap , say 10 bucks a tug.

Just need to work out the logistics of how thick the gloves need to be to not be considered prostitution.