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BIG GREEN FOOOCKIN DILDS

Oh lawdy we POOOOMPIN OoOoOoOoOo

BIG GREENIES COMIN THROUGH

Platinum bull run starts today

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

>stock market set to hit all time highs later this year
>only poorfags who work minimum wage meme jobs have been laid off, and they will be rehired in the coming weeks
>pent up demand and government stimulus to massively strengthen the economy

Bears BTFO as usual, not only is the economy going to come back to normal, it is going to come roaring back and possibly even overheat due to all the stimulus. I expect the S&P 500 to be at 4000 by the end of the year(conservative estimate), technological advancements will continue and accelerate due to the lockdown, UBI will become permanent, but the economy will be so strong the increased tax revenues will be able to pay for it. If you didn't buy the recent dip it's OVER for you

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EVERYTHING IS PUMPING

>>15767728
Bulls are back

We will never go below under 8k again

8K TITANIUM ADAMANTIUM SUPPORT

All in FET and GTO

>>13203131
>>13203182
EcUck is hopeless. The pump happened yesterday when EcUck was sleeping. Only the rich Asians and Burgers can move the market.

IM GREEDY AFFFFFFF, EVERYTHING IS POSITIVE, GIVE ME UR CUM MUMU

If the cycle repeats the Golden Bull Run will be unironically real:

> In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a economic-ecosystem that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless positive feedback loop. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Bull Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Bull Run would look like.

> Through my PhD research I believe cryptocurrency may be entering the early stages of a Golden Bull Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of wealth - as the system generates tangible wealth rather than just moving it around.

> Economists believed that the slow nature of the stock market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Bull Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of cryptocurrency means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

What are you waiting for /biz/?

Where do i even start ? am i just retarded


what broker do i use ? i heard coinbase and binance are pretty rad but i genuinely have no idea what makes them good

also how do i even setup a wallet ? i heard digital ones are dangerous and that you ''need'' a physical one

can someone please explain how to start trading in crypto

I KNOW RIGHT, THIS IS GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE GOLDEN BULL RUN

phukkin YUGE false move, the ultimate bear trap, all the normies are going to panic sell and then start panic buying Q2 2019 when they realized they were meme'd, leading to hypereuphoria bitcoin style where even your grandma is looking to buy stock, then blow off top in 2022

Bitcoin miners will never allow the price to go below 3k as it is under their cost of production. It is a statistical impossibility at this point as 3000 is also a huge support wall that will take incredible amounts of selling pressure to even breach. We'd be unlucky to hit even 2900 for a few brief seconds before the miners buy all the cheap BTC up back above 3000 again.

Biz will argue this.

What a crazy bear, huh? Really glad its behind us, feels good to have finally turned this ship around!

rolling

>>10490658
This OP

>GDP growth 4.1%
>unemployment 2.8%(lowest in recorded human history)
>300,000 jobs created every month
>university grads making 80-100k starting + stock options
>average journeyman tradesman making $65/hr and so much demand they have to turn down work
>companies competing for workers raising wages everywhere
>even unskilled labourers are making $25/hr now

There is no reason to be making under $25/hr in America in the year 2018, and with a year or two of experience there is no reason to be making under $25/hr in America in the year 2018

>unemployment 3.8%(lowest in recorded human history)
>300,000 jobs created every month
>university grads making 80-100k starting + stock options
>average journeyman tradesman making $65/hr and so much demand they have to turn down work
>companies competing for workers raising wages everywhere
>even unskilled labourers are making $25/hr now
>can buy a 5 bedroom house for 200k
>longest stock market rally in history
>longest period of economic growth in history

Holy FUCKING shit the American economy hasn't been this strong since before the 1970's oil crisis, and there is NO sign of it even slowing down