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I think I'm going to build a pyramid in texas.
It'll be the largest Gamestop in the world, bigger than the Memphis BassProShop.
Entire Floors of arcade machines, VR lobbies, Tabletop games rooms, the works.
As the OnlyFans economy crumbles, I'll have a great pool of options to hire all the Booth Babes we could ever want!
The topmost floors? Those are the shareholders suites. All video conference ready for the weekly report on how many 0's are in the price for one share.
And then, at the very very tip top?
An active, decorative greenhouse/garden, with a 360° view of the whole of Texas. Open to the public, with their Gamestop rewards card, of course.
No longer will the powerful and mysterious be hidden at the top of the pyramid. Instead I will replace it with a symbolic symbiotic balance between man and nature.