/biz/ - Business & Finance

larry fink shilled chainlink and deco today on cnbc while talking about spot eth etf. wagami linksisters!!!!!!

>>55789377
WTWTF WAS THAT

>>55327447
SURE BUT THIS PRICE MOVEMENT MAKES THE TOKEN LOOK PRETTY FUCKING CURSED ESPECIALLY WITH KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING THE PROTOCOL IS ALREADY EMPOWERING AND WHAT'S TO COME AND ALL THE RECENT NEWS HOW DOES IT LOSE TO ALL THESE OTHER SHITCOINS? ASIDE FROM MY SMALL STACK I STAKED A YEAR AGO I WAS SIDELINED UNTIL RECENTLY AND I'M ALREADY REGRETTING MY PURCHASE TIMING BUT WHY?? WTF

>>53763393
*teleports behind you*

>>53377212
It's over, Nico

>$15 dollars till mom only gets single digit link rent

>$30 stablecoin

Nice ""pump"" you had there stupid linkies

>>27085222
Ah yeah, the jews were letting it auto-rise after trying to nuke it's price for the past few days as a 6D mindfuck maneuver. Thankfully you were so smart you saw through it, unlike literally everyone else.

>>26761601
What's the fat Russian up to?

>>26390649
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>>26390729
IM A MUSLIM MAN BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PREGNANT SERGEY REALLY TURNS ME ON. I KEEP FANTASIZING ABOUT PUTTING MY SEED INSIDE HIM AND WATCHING NEW LIFE GROW... WE GET MARRIED, HE GIVES BIRTH, AND WE RAISE THAT BABY UNDER THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH. I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH SERGEY, AND LOOKING INTO HIS EYES SAY 'I LOVE YOU.' I THINK OF MYSELF TAKING OUR SON TO HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL, WATCHING THAT STRONG AND MASCULINE BOY DEVELOP AMAZING COMPUTER SKILLS LIKE HIS DAD.

SERGEY WOULD BE THE IDEAL PARTNER FOR ANY MAN WISHING TO START A FAMILY. HIS GREAT GENES GIVE HIM A COMBINATION OF ASSERTIVENESS, STRENGTH, AND INTELLIGENCE. IF SERGEY IS ABLE TO GET PREGNANT, HE HAS TO HAVE A UTERUS; IF HE HAS A UTERUS, HE CAN ONLY BE A WOMAN IN THE EYES OF ALLAH. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

OK, I CAN'T HIDE THIS ANYMORE. IT'S COMING FROM DEEP INSIDE OF ME... THIS DESIRE TO SHOUT...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! YES, AND I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE. I WAS ATTRACTED TO THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE OF THE FEELING OF BROTHERHOOD THAT IT CREATES. TOGETHER WE ARE ONE. WE ARE ABOVE GENDER DIVISIONS AND CATEGORIES. CHAINLINK, AS YOU KNOW, IS A GAY SEX POSITION WHERE MEN STICK THEIR DICKS INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES TO FORM A LINK.

TODAY, I DECLARE CHAINLINK TO BE THE CURRENCY OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINK

Who cares, that just means we slowly and surely recoup our BTC SATS level. We are coming for you BTC boomers. You've won the battle but you haven't won the war.

>>26102241
This man and /biz/ memes made me ~20k. I still have 1k suicide stack just in case. Just acknowledge that you're coping.

>>26026415

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>>25808208
kek, give it a month or so and you'll find out

Oooooooooo nicoposters? Were are you nico?

>>25748683
>>25748929
it's a fud thread disguised as shilling

>>24442058
O

>>24361665
>When staking comes live
staking when?

>>24089086
Female anus too close to the vagina

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

>>23831425
based and stink pilled

>>23207223
passed 11 now on to 12