/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23314035
Here is how you secure your future, advanced boomer style now that options are no longer a hundred dollars to open:
>Build a skillset and start a decent career
>Consistently put money into your account
>Sell puts on companies you want to own for 40-50 years
>Reach retirement age
>Sell ATM calls on the shares you've accumulated over the decades until all your shares are called away
>Jerk off over Taiwanese trannies until you're dead