/biz/ - Business & Finance

Talk me out of just buying 20k of TQQQ or UPRO before AH close and just selling it once it inevitably gaps up in the morning.

Go ahead and short the market Bobo. See what happens.

Dont forget you still have time to sell in May and go away!
>its not too late
>this is real life nigga
>protect yo damn neck

>>19006520
>>19006545
Gilgamesh memes are the only good thing to come from that

maybe unlimited printer works too

>friendly reminder that excalibur is shittiest waifu in existence

>>18393530

>ITS NOBODYS FAULT
>UNLESS YOU GO BACK TO THE SOURCE..........

>negative rates is best we can think of

its all ogre

BEST LAST MINUTE SPREADS TO BUY AT OPEN (if possible) GO:

SPY and QQQ honorable mentions because so much volume they are going to have...

I just realized most of my 12 gage ammo is birdshot, so i cant spend too much time during tomorrows open looking for the juiciest options deals to add on the pile because i got some shopping to do

>>17724132
they have been cooking their numbers for years, maybe decades

even without 2020 crash in the background, BA would still be suffering massively right now

then again, have they cut their dividend yet? i think it was getting high before I sold it...

>>15859312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ni4O4S4YiQ
>20 minutes

so what earnings plays are people excited about for tomorrow?
LMT, V, KO, SNAP, and a few other exciting ones tomorrow

and dont forget that TD aneritrade, and various financials are reporting tonight
and WHR this afternoon could be a preview of whats to come later this week.....

there is so much earnings reports coming in wednesday and thursday, its scary, but exciting

>>14657870
what if ending the banking industry is the main endgoal?

>>13626632
they dont come out until 3:40pm you noob

>>13626783
idk, a similar argument could be made for Brexit vote, or for 2016 election

being able to predict something is not the same as being certain about something when you have hindsight to prove yourself right

>SOON

>finally sexed a girl who isnt married or engaged for the first time in a couple years (just got to break it off with the one married girl i get weed from now...)
>Ive had 10+ green days in a row now, no red
>Weed dealer recently made a mistake giving me change after we fugged, i ended up getting paid to take some weed, instead of paying (+$110 profit from her mistake)

things are going too good lately, feels like the market is going to correct hard soon

ya'll have been warned, you better prepare yourselves

>>13027818
>Should I be worried guys?

>3 digit portfolio with 2 different options

you should be

>>12948026
MSFT Excel

Excel is a God for a reason, whether you like it or not

although if you can afford to get live market data, MATLAB would be the true GOAT way to keep track

>>12870970
bullshit, ive logged every single thing ive eaten since 2011 on myfitnesspal app

>>12698817
i assure you it is not, just check out /int/
they have copies of that image from multiple different years, all showing the same thing

>>12702508
maybe later

>>12698315
>A moment of silence for all tripfags who have come and go
good
as long as 2scoops grim baggy and LCI guy survive then all is right with the world

but seriously we need another trippfag purge soon, the new-tripfag index is reaching september-october 2018 levels again, whcih is a very bad sign for the market

>>12614521
>>nigga you trying to pay 18 years of child support?
by checking a magical calendar we know she should be good for a few more days before we would ever need to start pulling out

besides, thats what abortions are for

everything is golden as long as her bf doesnt find out

>>12614669
either get more capital, or find a new stock that is less pricy

if you cant manage your panic, the low liquidity from such large share prices will mark you PDT or lose out on opportunities

>>12313034
>SeekingAlpha

you have already lost

well /smg/?

https://www.strawpoll.me/16386731/r

(pretend it has (your broker's name here) in the title)


>>12255346
>not having a gameplan for both bear and bull markets
never going to make it famalam

WHOS READY FOR THE SOUR HOUR SUPER MEGA DIP???

>people selling for extra Christmas monies
>people selling for tax harvesting for this year
>people selling due to panic from reading news late
>people selling since its quadruple expirations friday

hope youre ready to buy some cheapies folks!

>>12153502
>but are you really prepared?

>>12153514
their limit sells have a funny tendency to fail too ive noticed