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>>18118726
>got pulled over there right as I was about to pass into Virginia
>exact same car at gas station gets drug busted for acting outright weird
>i'm just fillin' 'er up and puttin' some oil in the car
>cop walks over to me and asks if he can talk to me
>gas station clerk said I was acting weird
>cop proceeds to give me sobriety test and ask me who i am, etc.
>"you mind if we search your vehicle?"
>uuuhhh, kinda. you aren't going to find anything
>"then you won't mind?"
>whatever dude
>continues sobriety tests while pigs and sniffer dog flip my car upside down
>"i'm gonna ask you one more time - is there anyone else with you in this car?"
>no dude
Turns out their dog was 'alerted' by the bacon jerky I had JUST fucking bought in the gas station that it thought it was being awarded with for actually finding drugs in the other car just 10 minute prior, and the pigs were only interested in my Barely Legal Hustler I bought in Oklahoma a few days earlier. I drive off with onto the interstate with my pants still on the hood of the car. Fuck (East) West Virginia. I was 18 and alone :(