/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15122903
Imagine being such a zoomer newfaggot you thought you were cool for saying 4chan died less than 5 years ago, minimum. fucking omegayikes.

>>15057327
>Assuming anyone would take data posted here seriously when over 50% of the users larp as millionaires on a daily basis
Kek

What's in his portfolio?

>>14243296
tfw I check the charts and it's literally trading in the same range it has been for the last 3 fucking months, and I realize OP is a pajeet who's zoomed in like a retard.

Sold 100% of my bags this week for $1. Buy order is in at 10 cents, all alts will be worth pennies when BTC hits 1.2k.

>>11920528
We unironically know his portfolio because it was leaked in court:
>$1,700,000 in the bank
>No assets other than some jewelry that may not even be real
>No property
>No investments
Standard rapper portfolio. Makes ten thousand times as much money as wagies, but owns less in property, assets, and investments than the average boomer. I do love his energy though, hoping the feds don't fuck him over. They're being assholes, they know he's mostly just pretending.

>>11137077
it's official, we live in a simulation.

>>9372033
KYC = Kill Your Celf

>>8589516
why they always sleep on my creeeew?

>>8474817
imagine triggering so many different faggots to reply to you, btfo every one of them, and doing this all before recess ends.

>>8474840
correct.

>>8434862
Literally the odds of making it big on youtube/twitch are the same as the odds of making it big as a musician or actor, about 1 in a million.

You either have to be a first mover (like Ninja) OR dedicate your entire life to streaming all day to entertain ADHD 13 year old twitch viewers (pic related, it's your ideal fanbase), record/edit/render videos to upload to youtube, maintain and constantly update twitter/facebook/instagram, or be a girl. Actually, if you're a girl you could have just stopped reading at the start of this, gone to twitch with minor cleavage showing, and started earning hundreds of dollars a day.

Long story short though, unless you have something REALLY special to differentiate you from the tens of thousands of other kids who think they deserve money to stream themselves playing games, you're wasting your time and would be MUCH better off working on a real life skill that can be applied to make money.

Sub 5k EOD?

All you tards spamming that stinky linky rainbow hair kid, prepare to be overtaken by the true kings of cash. XXX and matty - Straight Cash $$$. 2018 Bull Run Theme Song just dropped today, suggest you memorize the lyrics before you miss out on the turnup during the golden bull run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0__ZhJj-ss