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>> No.11598653 [View]
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11598653

>masturbate 7-8 times a day
>pain all through my body
>sleep because it causes me not to hurt
>27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum
>nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions
>mom asks me to bring in groceries
>hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags
>end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way
>mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me
>tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again
>wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle

You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.

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11582488

>mfw made it from crypto but have lipoma
>mfw no woman will love me if I get the surgeries as there will be scarring on my arms and ass
>mfw the world is not fair

>> No.11575150 [View]
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11575150

>masturbate 7-8 times a day
>pain all through my body
>sleep because it causes me not to hurt
>27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum
>nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions
>mom asks me to bring in groceries
>hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags
>end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way
>mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me
>tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again
>wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle

You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.

>> No.11572358 [View]
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11572358

>masturbate 7-8 times a day
>pain all through my body
>sleep because it causes me not to hurt
>27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum
>nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions
>mom asks me to bring in groceries
>hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags
>end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way
>mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me
>tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again
>wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle

You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.

>> No.11567198 [View]
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11567198

>mfw I have to wait 3 more years until the love of my life can move in with me
>mfw I'm still a Virgin at 26 and have been saving myself for the one
>mfw there are laws in place right now made by (((them))) to make the age of concent at 16
>mfw I wish we could turn on the ovens and purge the useless race that did 9/11

>> No.11563039 [View]
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11563039

>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

>> No.11542846 [View]
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11542846

>masturbate 7-8 times a day
>pain all through my body
>sleep because it causes me not to hurt
>27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum
>nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions
>mom asks me to bring in groceries
>hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags
>end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way
>mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me
>tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again
>wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle

You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.

>> No.11538491 [View]
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Guys please you have to help me. Please tell me what does it feel Like? Im a 33 year old virgin with social crippling anxiety who has never experienced sex with a real woman and I really need to know. I'm going insane I've contemplated suicide because I'm still a Virgin and I really don't know what to do to fix my self. I bought ripple last year at $0.008 usd and sold in the December highs so money is no longer an issue for me. I can't get over the fact though that women make me insanely scared. Any time I get within 10 feet of a woman I begin to have a hard time breathing and nervousness. My hands shake and I begin to sweat underneath all my layers of clothing I wear 3 layers usually so people don't smell my bad odour from the excessive sweating.

I really can't stand it guys every fucking time I go out into public I need to interact with women and it makes me a nervous wreck. Its gotten so bad I can't even go to restraunts anymore because when a female waitress approaches in the tight dresses I can't function. I begin sweating, sometimes in extreme cases I get chest pains and need to go outside for some fresh air to recover.

I'm really at the end of my road here guys. I have more than enough money to never worry about anything but I can't get over this power women have over me. The way they look as soon as I get eye contact or even worse all of these symptoms start happening. What's even worse is sometimes I studder and then they smirk at me which makes my other symptoms even worse. Please guys I'm fucking begging you i need your help. I'm from Toronto Canada so if any leafs here wouldn't mind meeting up and helping me im willing to pay you $95,000 Canadian to help me figure out how to talk to women and not get nervous around them. I'm so fucking desperate words can't even begin to describe my current situation. I need to know what sex feels like but first I need to know how to get over my social crippling anxieties. You guys helped me before. Please help.

>> No.11412824 [DELETED]  [View]
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>go to the dentists office yesterday
>really cute dental assistant begins cleaning my teeth
>I'm becoming very fascinated by her soft arms brushing against my arms
>the scent of her perfume becomes intoxicating
>this begins to make me nervous as I'm still a virgin
>I begin to move around and get a boner. This is a problem as I'm wearing sweat pants
>my chest pains begin to act up as I'm becoming increasingly nervous and I start to sweat
>she begins to notice and our nice time begins to turn bad
>she begins rushing the cleaning and hurting my teeth but her soft arms keep brushing against my arms and my boner increases
>the whole conversation stops and its just complete silence with her brushing up against my arms
>after the cleaning I feel so ashamed I still suffer from a crippling anxiety of female contact
>I finish and thank her for the cleaning and she just gives me the stink eye
>I pay and leave feeling so ashamed that I still get nervous around women at the age of 28

Guys please I'm at this stage In my life where I'm still very scared of being around women. I still get aroused and extremely nervous just talking with women. As soon as they touch me in any way and I feel their soft skin I get chest pains and begin sweating if she smells nice I get an instant boner.

I'm trying to find a wife and suitable mate but I can't get over my nervousness of being around females. I've already made it because I bought ripple last year at $0.006 and sold in the peak of December. I have more than enough money to raise a family but I still can't stop the chest pains and nervousness around women. Please guys I'm desperate. You guys changed my life and know the answers to everything but I can't fix this one problem.

Biz please tell me how can I stop my crippling anxiety of being around females? I'm really desperate and need advice.

>> No.11372826 [View]
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11372826

>mfw I have to wait 3 more years until the love of my life can move in with me
>mfw I'm still a Virgin at 26 and have been saving myself for the one
>mfw there are laws in place right now made by (((them))) to make the age of concent at 16
>mfw I wish we could turn on the ovens and purge the useless race that did 9/11

>> No.11260065 [View]
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11260065

I've made it but it doesn't even matter.
>mfw I bought ethereum at $10
>mfw all the gains in thr world can't help me find a wife
>mfw there's no women who want to just love you and raise children
>mfw I'm still a Virgin at the age of 29 and was saving myself for the right one
>mfw all women are just modern sluts on tinder or ((((career))) driven and don't want children

W-was it all for nothing? Anons please tell me there is hope.

>> No.11041675 [View]
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>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

>> No.10978294 [DELETED]  [View]
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>mfw I have to wait 3 more years until the love of my life can move in with me
>mfw I'm still a Virgin at 26 and have been saving myself for the one
>mfw there are laws in place right now made by (((them))) to make the age of concent at 16
>mfw I wish we could turn on the ovens and purge the useless race that did 9/11

>> No.10949018 [DELETED]  [View]
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10949018

>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

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>never had sex before
>begin to get curious what a blowjob feels like
>read some guides online about how to give myself a blowjob
>gained over 50 lbs since my younger days
>convince myself everything will probably be okay
>lay down a towel on my bed, lift my legs up above my head
>begin to walk my legs down backwards along the wall.
>lift my head up to suck
>hear a crack and immense pain real sharp pain.

That was yesterday. Guys I went to my chiropractor today and he said I pulled some muscle in my spine. I forget the name of it. Either way I really am scared here because I work in construction and I needed my body to be able to pay the bills. I am going to call in sick today and am dreading the phone call to my Forman.

I told my chiropractor I was lifting the barbecue up the back stairs with a friend. He said from his estimates I might be off work for as long as 2 months. I'm going to be fucking ruined if this happens as rent Is in 1 week.

I come to you guys today to tell me which coin I can go all in on for a quick x2. I have a total of $4000 left over from buying up at $16k per btc and have just held it for the long term. Is there a quick coin you guys can suggest I can double my $4000 into 8k? I usually come here because you guys know the answer to everything. So please tell me what to do.

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>mfw still a Virgin at 29
>mfw 5' 9" and 6" peenor
>mfw recently moved to nice small town full of white people
>mfw I'm the akward one in town because I drive a Mercedes
>mfw bought ethereum at $4 and am now trying to settle down and find a nice innocent wiafu but they all look at me strange

Guys this is total bullshit. I moved to a smaller country town and bought a very nice home there outright. I have been trying to look for a nice innocent wiafu but they all look weird at me. I try to dress really nice out in public. I am surrounded by trailer trash people sometimes though. The women here are definitely not on social media which is mainly what I've been looking for but they all look at me weird. What can I do to fix my situation?

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>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guy s said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

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10838398

>never had sex before
>begin to get curious what a blowjob feels like
>read some guides online about how to give myself a blowjob
>gained over 50 lbs since my younger days
>convince myself everything will probably be okay
>lay down a towel on my bed, lift my legs up above my head
>begin to walk my legs down backwards along the wall.
>lift my head up to suck
>hear a crack and immense pain real sharp pain.

That was yesterday. Guys I went to my chiropractor today and he said I pulled some muscle in my spine. I forget the name of it. Either way I really am scared here because I work in construction and I needed my body to be able to pay the bills. I am going to call in sick today and am dreading the phone call to my Forman.

I told my chiropractor I was lifting the barbecue up the back stairs with a friend. He said from his estimates I might be off work for as long as 2 months. I'm going to be fucking ruined if this happens as rent Is in 1 week.

I come to you guys today to tell me which coin I can go all in on for a quick x2. I have a total of $4000 left over from buying up at $16k per btc and have just held it for the long term. Is there a quick coin you guys can suggest I can double my $4000 into 8k? I usually come here because you guys know the answer to everything. So please tell me what to do.

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>forgot to lock my computer before bed
>was looking at my loli folder before sleeping
>wake up to loud scream
>girlfriend is in tears and is breaking up with me
>try to explain to her they are only cartoon pictures
>she thinks I'm a monster and leaves the house
>wondering why normal women can't be accepting of my fetish.

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10627147

I keep getting sexually harrassed on the construction site!

>> No.9027943 [View]
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>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guys said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

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8638865

There it goes. I couldn't take it anymore. 100% of my btc is now in eos. Just bought 23.55 btc worth of eos wish me luck. I'm tired of not making it. If this doesn't work out I will an hero

>> No.8507955 [View]
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8507955

>only 1000% YoY

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8474053

Take these bags anons, I can't deal with this anymore.
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