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Anybody else looking forward to the Harris-Biden Administration? (Reminder if you question this, you're a violent extremist)
–Dems have full control of the House, Senate, and OO.
–Capital Gains will be raised to 40%.
>B-But only above 1 million dollars!
–When we all become millionaires this year thanks to Institutional FOMO and the hundreds of millions of newbies who've entered the market, you have two options:

1_a) Cash out and give half your fucking gains away to the parasites in Gov't to fund gender programs in Pakistan after soaking up the risk for a decade
1_b) Be left with a ~cool~ mil plus a little which has value of fuck all in a hyper-inflated economy, despite what the fucking Oreo-cookie sleeve, Kraft macaroni and cheese—CPIndex has to say.

2_) Continue to Hodl, and then be left holding the bag with all the newbies when all the institutions cash out in their tax havens and the price drops to 30k. At this point, you'll enjoy the privilege of eating Bugmeat™ steaks to save the environment, the low prices of which is all you can afford on the gracious UBI you're given thanks to the righteous green-energy subsidies bestowed on Bugmeat Inc.

Thanks, cheeto literally Hitler! ZZZzzzz.... screencap this post