/biz/ - Business & Finance

>get rid of all shitcoins
>keep only 10-15% of your portfolio in risky investments like bitcoin
>dca 15% of your income into bonds, assuming you don't have any to cushion your losses
>sleep 8 hours every night
>change coffee for yerba mate
>drink water right after waking up to thin your blood
>use whitening toothpaste before going to bed
>moisturize twice a day
>keep showers short and fresh
>watch only amateur porn

In today's economy, what jobs:

>Are easy.
>Pays as far above $60k a year as possible.
>Do not require over 40 hours a week.
>Don't require a degree.
>Preferably don't have you under n*ggers or women.

?

>>27650086
SECfriends, please assrape robinhood for being market manipulating niggers.
Cheers!

>>27497817
>bought at 289
>bought amc at 14
i am holder of bags destroyer of jews

>>27150180
Later hoe, I gotta HODL right now

Hold.

>>18227638
>It's just a flu bro. You just need to take some vitamin c and zinc pills to stay healthy.