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All this fucking bullshit just to end flat for the day

>>58098194
No one is "screaming for rate cuts" though you alarmist faggot. Just Elizabeth Warren and a few other dumb ass opportunist politicians. Powell also absolutely did not "tell everybody to go fuck themselves", you must not have watched the same FOMC. You stupid fucking bears just can't help trying to turn everything into the worst thing ever.

>>57971295
>inflation going nuts
Just shut the fuck up with this shit lmao

Come the fuck on guys, please tell me you're not about to fall for the classic "oh shit it's dumping before earnings for no apparent reason but then it mooned 18%" again. How many times do we have to go through this?

Wow color me shocked, the same dumb fucking Fed nigger who always shows up on green days and says bearish horseshit did it again.

>>57511865
FUCK OFF

Oh my FUCKING GOD I cannot believe we're back to analyzing the tone of FOMC minutes with a bunch of retail faggots desperately wringing their hands at the chance something might be bearish. Absolutely fucking pitiful shit. You have to be new as fuck to not understand that, outside of some literal black swan event, the Fed is going to be cutting rates sooner rather than later. The writing is on the wall, has been for months. When you have Democrat representatives openly calling for the Fed chairman to cut rates, during an election year, you'd have to be completely retarded to not see what's about to happen.

>>56505499
>Boeing can't make an airplane that doesn't perform like a missile
Lmfao the people who think this because of two crashes that happened in shithole countries have to be some of the most retarded motherfuckers on the internet

Oh look it's going to be one of those days where nothing really happens until some random nothingburger Fed roundtable starts, then retail bears are unironically going to make plays based off of what color tie he's wearing and how on-time the meeting starts. Nothing proves to me that the market is run by a bunch of chimps like these days.

You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit. Such a boring nothingburger of an FOMC meeting but somehow every dumb motherfucker and their brother are screaming SELL from the rooftops. Bears have to be the most shortsighted obnoxious faggots on the planet.

So this is just going to be a repeat of the hyper crab from January to May until everyone realizes all the fud is bullshit for the 1000th time? Bunch of gay bullshit

Imagine waking up this morning and legitimately thinking "yeah this is the perfect time to short!". Blowout earnings that were completely counter to your predictions, and you STILL double down on being a faggot bear. I'd say it's unbelievable but you retards proved your stupidity leading up to these earnings. Three months of shortsighted contrarian horseshit. Can't wait for your new shorts to be underwater lmfao

I genuinely cannot fucking believe this red cycle. It feels exactly like all the fud from last year but combined with some of the most retarded takes from all the way back in 2021. The /pol/ tier schizo babble about how the global economy is unironically going to collapse THIS TIME FOR SURE isn't just stupid because it's wrong, it's just entirely based on horseshit "news" generated by Market Makers to manipulate retail faggots. Two weeks of red every single day in a straight line down at open and on low volume is about as far away from an organic crash as you can get. Great job fags, you pushed everything into technical buy zones faster than ever.

This is the DUMBEST shit since like August 2022. Except back then we actually had tangible news about rate hikes and inflation, not stupid shit about bug countries

>>55784603
Oh jesus christ yeah that's what I thought. A bunch of rehashed bullshit that you faggots were crying about last year. Goddammit I can't believe how cynical and retarded you people are about this stuff. MUH CHINA seriously? Again??

So to recap for the people not paying attention, no one gave two shits about the US credit rating until - suddenly - a ratings house owned by none other than Hearst publishes a surprise change, not long after upgrading Brazil's credit rating. Conveniently, pretty much everything goes from right on the line of technically overbought all the way to technically oversold, within 45 minutes of the trading session opening. Anyone who thinks this shit is organic is too far gone to save.

So are we just going to do this retarded shit again where we crab for a couple months while faggot speculator bears try to short every slightly negative headline?? Bunch of absolute mouthbreathers, the way they immediately push everything from technically overbought to technically oversold every time is uncanny. Literally no bad news worthy of selling on a large scale.

How the fuck are people bearish again? This feels a lot like October 2022, when so many faggots were saying that the Bank of England resuming QE was going to be the EnD oF tHe wOrLd and then we got months of green. I legitimately do not understand how people could flip from "QE is mega bullish" to "QE is mega bearish", aside from being caught up in a year's worth of insane doomer contrarianism.

So this is just complete bullshit, right? Market priced in exactly what happened, for months, and suddenly it's a huge surprise and everyone smashes the sell button as hard as they can? I just don't buy it. I don't see any reason for bears to think this is their shining moment after we're still in the same uptrend we've been in since October. Bunch of fucking retards.

This has to be the dumbest fucking nothingburger freak out since muh Evergrande. Seriously what nonsense. Every six weeks there's some retarded bullshit that gets spun into a frenzy.

Yo what the fuck is this shit? Give me one legitimate reason for why the entire market shit its pants today, of all days. I don't want doomer bullshit, I want a rational explanation. I cannot fucking stand moves like this, it just feels like billionaires gambling.

Isn't it completely ridiculous that some faggot who DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A VOTE can come out and act like they have an influence on policy, knowing full well that their comments will significantly move the stock market? By all measures this is manipulation but no one will hold them accountable since they make the fucking rules.

Also I love how the market is supposedly "forward looking" and since "retail doesn't move the market" it's all Big Money with insider info, but apparently one talking head spreading FUD sends them running to sell fucking billions in a couple hours. Fucking insane.

I don't know where to post this, but has anyone else noticed the huge uptick in people on social media self-censoring and saying things like "s3x" or "seggs"?? What the fuck is this shit? Are social media platforms really going to ban people for saying "sex" but do nothing when people use middle-school-tier workarounds like "s3x"? Fucking pitiful and bizarre.

So is there any particular reason that everything is taking a shit in premarket or are bears just going with "lol line go down now!"