/biz/ - Business & Finance

bitcoin can go to 0, i dont care, IM NOT FUCKING SELLING!

>>18860778
Just accept that it is useless.

a guy in Midtown Manhattan sees the spread of coronavirus and predicts the market will crash. He buys 1,000,000 contracts of $SPY 270p on Valentines Day Feb 14th when $SPY is at 337.

When buying the contracts his wife urges him not too - as it is all their savings, all the money from the mortgage refinance and the max on all their credit card limits. But he does it anyway. Tells her not to worry and they go out for a V Day dinner.

He explains the economy can’t possibly withstand the inevitable shutdown. Millions will lose jobs, small businesses will go bankrupt, the cruise and airline industries will need bailouts, a vaccine will take 12-18 months.

It is now March 23rd and SPY is at 222. The Big V that was put into place on V Day seems like a huge success...

However, the main character catches beer flu and slips into a coma. He wakes up to his wife by his side on April 17th with CNBC on the TV... the headline ”US economy in shambles, 22 million unemployed, terrible earnings, retail down 8.7%, GDP down, small business loans maxed out, IMF expects Global Economy to shrink by 3%”

He turns to his wife and says “Wow! How are my Puts? We must be billionaires!!” She explains to him that SPY is at 285 and that she is leaving him for JPOW.

The end.

IM NOT SELLING MY PUTS UNTIL NEXT WEEK

IM NOT SELLING MY PUTS UNTIL MONDAY

>>17958739
Bitch, there is nothing to tell because you dont know what the fuck you are talking about. How many times do you need to get the "he doesnt know" response before you bother to lurk the fuck more or at least go read the archives to see what you missed the last two(three) years.

I'm not fucking selling

just got a check for $5k for my birthday what would u do? sell me on ur bags

>>14197059
IM NOT FUCKING PAYING

>>13949186
>>"Can you get me some of that?
>>"I'll pay you back."
By sucking my dick?... Because I'm not a fucking bank handing out loans you stupid cunt

>>13146849
This anon gets it. The time to buy is now and you'll make it in the next ten years. I'm currently sitting on 2 BTC, 32 ETH, 40,000 XRP and another 3 BTC spread between low cap alts and I'm accumulating more. If you have 30-50K in before the next golden bull you're going to be a millionaire.

>>13141452
you know what?
fuck it.
i'm not selling
i'm happy to go down with the ship
i said that in my other post and i'll stick to it

>>13140271
i know we have already seen the bottom because i'm not selling and i'll keep buying all the way down to $0.

i don't care. the market can have my money.

$77,867.32

>Down $6,000 USD in 24 hours
>But my portfolio is still worth $41,000
>I cashed out $20,000 during the peak
>...and my initial investment was $3,500
I'll go down with the fucking shit anons.

How much will REQ be when LINK is $1000?

ITS HARD TO NOT SELL AT THE BOTTOM!!!
ITS HARDER TO NEVER SELL!!!
WE ARE THE LINK MARINES!!!
WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER!!!
YOUR STRENGTH AND FAITH WILL BE REWARDED!!!

Just STOP FUCKING SELLING.