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>The stump of a crackpipe he held tight in his teeth,
>And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
>He had a narrow face and a little round belly,
>That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

>He was lean and mean, a right jolly lil elf,
>And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
>A wink of his beady eye and a twist of his head,
>Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
>And closed all the shorts; then turned with a jerk,
>And laying his finger aside of his nose,
>And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

>He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
>And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
>But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out with a yeet,

"MERRY BBBAGSMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD SNEED"

>He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
>And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
>A bundle of bags he had flung on his back,
>And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

>His eyes -- how they beady! he looked like a shrew!
>His cheeks were like roses, his nose, hooked like a jew!
>His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
>And the beard of his chin, (what chin? lol) was as white as the snow;

>The stump of a crackpipe he held tight in his teeth,
>And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
>He had a narrow face and a little round belly,
>That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

>He was lean and mean, a right jolly lil elf,
>And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
>A wink of his beady eye and a twist of his head,
>Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
>And closed all the shorts; then turned with a jerk,
>And laying his finger aside of his nose,
>And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

>He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
>And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
>But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out with a yeet,

"MERRY BBBAGSMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD SNEED"

>>56772539
niggers don't go to heaven

kys

Portal anon can eat my crusty old mousehole

>>56619559
thanks for comming to my ted talk.

I admit it needs work, but there's still a long way till bagsmas (even longer in purgatory for you, lol) so trust me, you're gonna love it, before you start to get sick of it and hate it again.

>>56617633
merry bbbagsmas sisterinoes and a happy sneedyear