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Let's say a group of robbers decides to break into my house and torture me to steal my crypto.
Let's say I sleep in a room with only one entrance. The entrance door has 2 locks on it only interactable from the inside. I keep a loyal dog inside with me to bark and warn me if he hears/smells something. I have a loaded shotgun in the room.
What are the chances a hypothetical group of intruders manage to fuck me despite all this?

>>8550064
hello sir we were called and told a retard is on the loose
sorry sir but you'll have to come with us.

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>>8476153
13-15 is not pedo by its very textbook definition so I guess not