/biz/ - Business & Finance

say when I finally reach $1,000,000.00 net worth
then what??
like how would I 10x or even 100x that amount several years later??

>>55958873
pretty please?

Been accumalitng. The easiest bet I have ever seen.

What is the most efficient way to start laddering into the market right now? Best options I've found are weekly BTC buys on Binance or pony up the $$$ for CB One for zero fees. Anybody have a better way?

> be me
> finished college with math and finance degree
> be wage slave for 2 months
> fuck this
> buy nice rich people clothing. 3 outfits for different occasions.
> buy fake Rolex
> go to golf clubs, cigar and expensive hotel bars
> meet tons of rich old people. I'm still young and these rich fucks really want to mentor someone. I think it's because all their kids are spoiled retards. So these old rich white faggots really like me
> tell them I've ran multiple mutual funds across the world for my "rich" family
> they believe me :D
> set up 4 mutual funds which are all negatively correlated with each other (historically if one goes up the other goes down)
> convince rich people to buy into my mutual funds
> now managing around 11 million USD
> copy stock analysis straight from other hedge funds and investor relations
> they suspect nothing
> all the funds are negatively correlated with each other, so one of them always makes a profit
> exactly this happens. 2 go up a lot and 2 make a lot of losses
> i only get a percentage of profits from these funds, and 2 are making money so I make money.
> *me when i make 4 years worth of wage in 3 months*

Do I keep up the hoax or should I flee the country? I'm not even sure if this is illegal. Real hedge funds basically do the same as me.

Don’t say that you weren’t wanted anons. If you don’t go to the tg group of Kismet - ERC 20 (aka Karma) right now and at least take 5 minutes out of your life to do some research then you are going to miss a huge train. Literally a $50k market cap. Throw $100 and win. Good bye for now.

>>52461232
It's worth a shot. I bought some

>>50571764
You are looking at the next billionaire with autism. My luck is so great I don't even have to check the numerals I just rolled.

>I bought SPY shares
> Each SPY share represents a small part of every company belonging to the S&P 500
> That means I technically own 500 companies
>Not only that, but they're the top 500 companies in the USA, which means they're powerful and successful companies

It feels great to wake up everyday and know that I own 500 companies, when most people do not own any, or at most they own one business...

How does life feel like for ya', poor folks?

what's the most amount of money you've made in a single trade/position?

I made $8,000 on some stupid shitcoin I can't even remember the name of

>>29828327
202% APY

Hey anons, what is the next big thing on the BSC chain. Don't come with BAKE, CAKE or XVS. We already ride those. We need new cheap unknown ones. For another 30x ride. Show me where to put my money!

What are some ways of making big bucks if I'm an incredibly hard worker and with some decent starting capital

Did somebody ask for a pump?

Feeling rich, might pump later idk

You guys want another boost?

>>26294646
$4000 USD

I am using Coinbase Pro. If I expect XRP to pump to .35 cents for the last time and want to cash out.. should I set the stop order for .345 and then the limit order to .35? or am I really fucking dumb

Fellow /biz/nessmen, I am in dire need of your assistance

basically im a mid 20's soviet abomination from israel

i have a mech vocational degree and three years of experience as avionics technician in the idf

my question is as follows: am I qualified for a position in the USA on the basis of my background alone?

i am wondering since i want to try to work there for a while before starting my bachelors, for a year perhaps maybe more if i manage it, or is it all just one big ruse and i am forever stuck in working class soviet hell?

I made $10 on DOGE, life is good.

Just took out a 20k loan at 24% interest and put it all into bitcoin.

I'm not even sure I can pay rent next month... Did I fuck up????

What is the best way to DCA Bitcoin if I have $10,000 to blow on it?

besides crypto, what are some ways to invest half a mil that drops on your lap?

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