/biz/ - Business & Finance

>"Alright well... here we have Mr Sergey Nazarov, representing Smartcontract and their flagship blockchain oracle project, Chainlink! Please welcome Sergey to the stage"
>light applause gives way to the sound of heavy breathing and clipping as the sound of moist meat rubbing on flannel reverberates throughout the venue
>Sergey lumbers out on stage, carefully judging the distance between each step and taking several minutes to traverse the tiny set of stairs due to his prodigious bulk
>He stops at the top, wiping his brow vigorously. When his hand drops, his eyes are bloodshot and glazed, and he has mustard stains on his collar. He has either not noticed this or simply doesn't care.
>A brief look of surprise crosses his face as he remembers where he is
>"Ah so uh... funda...fundamentally"
>he fumbles with his little clicker and almost drops it after fishing it out of his pockets, which also seem to contain several spicy shaker fry packets from McDonalds
>one falls to the floor, and he turns away from the stage as if this will hide the fact that he is just sucking on his finger after dipping it in the bag
>"Yannow... I think I'll just let this neato little presentation present itself! Haha... there's a surprise at the end."
>He clicks through the slides on the projector for several minutes, yawning audibly and checking his phone as he does so.
>A smile creeps across his face as he nears the end of the presentation.
>"Oh, here's the new part."
>the last slide shows a new transaction from the usual wallet, this time selling off 1.4 million tokens in one batch
>he makes a hand gesture at the effects booth, and a small pyrotechnics display fires off while fresh fifty dollar bills rain down from above the stage
>he lies down in the money pile and makes a money angel as the curtains draw closed
>he is later seen being carried out on a stretcher to his limo, not because he is injured but because he is asleep

Satoshi walks up to your girl in the club and smacks her ass, what do you do?

>>17210002
>i am not going to be rebel to those in power
don't be naive
when you have a lot of resources you're automatically a threat
don't shirk away
embrace it

>>16522010
>what is his bday?
>looks like he was celebrating on 9-11-11
>>16522010
>i suspect he chimes in a lot.
I suspect so as well

>>16230829
>I don't think so, Tim
>>16230444
>SELL SELL SELL
opinion discarded

>>16139473
>Chainlink mainnet is IOTA marketplace
sauce

>>16090900
>they'll pay for this

Rolling I guess

>>14807020
why'd you take the name off discord tranny?
>>14802544
aren't you overdue for your daily dilation?
tell your boss I'm coming for him

>>14551232
Sirgay of Nazareth will cut you if you sell out

>>14480140
>What is your opinion on assblaster and whalekiller?
seem like cool enough dudes
looking out and contributing to the community
contributors are always appreciated if it's constructive
lurkers are cool
everything else posted here is filth lol and is trying to shake out weak hands or shilling some garbage

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing, but because my linkies are up 400% in 20 days.

>>14469557
>The happiness you exhibit and talk about is my motivation. This motivation is what will keep me going and all I wanna do is thank you for it.
you did good kid, now you gotta keep doing good
we're only as good as the last and next decisions we make
everything else is cope

>>14444688
I got over the whole pink thing in 3rd grade, because that's what punk music is for, children and retards. I'm a fucking rainbow hippie piece of shit if anything, but I kind of decided I really hate that crowd too, which is why I decided to get rich with the nazi's. Fuck everybody, I'm going to buy and privatize vast amounts of public lands and kick hippies the fuck out, and distribute fentanyl laced heroin to all forms of punks and crusty pieces of shit. I come not to bring peace, but a sword.

>>14435606
>mfw $ad $hinobi
>feelin' frosty in the middle of the summer
>all this money
>even more feels
>mfw I went Ronin since I was a kid...

>>14417410
>you weren't supposed to
I'm not (((supposed))) to do anything
and yet here I AM

>>14380333
>>14380345
Could be something, or them larping as q related. Or some sort of q owned black funding project of which a group like that has many, I won't believe anything Craig says until he signs.

>>14346654
>I just haven't gone to bed yet
get comfy friend and take a nice juicy nap
I'll keep watch on our linkies while you rest
we'll take turns keeping watch

>>14339346
>Looks like insiders are loading their bags for tomorrow's announcements
heh nothing personal linklets...

>>14335017
nice, haven't seen this before

>>14320305
>he doesn’t know that 42 anon is a ruthless crypto-occultist performing rituals to force God’s hand vis-a-vis chainlink
heh...nothing personal

>>14313042
>they'll pay for this