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2 MINUTE WARNING NIGGERS

>>49270007
I got yeeted out of drip when it reverse split because I ain’t have enough shares cracka ass crackas always tryna keep me down

>>17338100

WHERE IS THE FUCKING IDIOT 2 DAYS AGO WHO TOLD US WE'RE LUCKY TO SEE IT GO TO 4500 AGAIN
WHERE IS THE FUCKING IDIOT WHO SAID BIZ WILL BE THE ONE BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW ON THIS SHITCOIN

Every time. Every. Fucking. Time.

>be me
>aspiring stock broker
>make stock account
>"haha, im stock marketing!!"
>buy into stock
>IT GOES TO THE RIGHT
>EVERY FUCKING TIME

Why does this keep fucking happening? How the fuck am I supposed to make money if, when I buy in, price never goes to the left? Fucking scam of a system. FUCKING BULLSHIT.

>>1399420
REEEEE

BTN: 100 BB (VPIP: 26.83, PFR: 15.00, 3Bet Preflop: 5.56, Hands: 42)
Hero (SB): 101.5 BB
BB: 70.5 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: 100.00, Hands: 13)
UTG: 191.5 BB (VPIP: 7.69, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 13)
MP: 44 BB (VPIP: 7.69, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
CO: 110 BB (VPIP: 22.09, PFR: 15.12, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 86)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Qs As
fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB raises to 70.5 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 67.5 BB

Flop : (141 BB, 2 players) 7d Kc 9d

Turn : (141 BB, 2 players) Js

River : (141 BB, 2 players) 5c

Hero shows Qs As (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 66%, Flop 24%, Turn 23%)

BB shows 6c 9s (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 34%, Flop 76%, Turn 77%)

BB wins 134 BB

>when you're on your broker platform
>and then the opening bell rings
>and the platform stops working

>when you expected the markets to open up but forget that it's memorial day

>when you start up a business targeting american conservative christians and the person who funded you turns out to have strong islamic ties