/biz/ - Business & Finance

We have been decoupled into a parallel dimension, they split the userbase of 4chan up into 50/50. If you're reading this you have been allocated to Dimension B. The other half is being sent to Dimension A where 4chan never recovered but they resort to 7chan instead.

F in the chat for our bros in dimension A

>>25748256
>You're sperging about the high sophistication of nigger music
You extrapolated that from me saying "Classical music isn't superior to modern music" You have some serious deficiencies in not only one but multiple facets of your life. Start with changing up your diet, go do sports, then pick up critical thinking, read and read more, start with the greeks. hit up /lit/ for recommendations. I say this for your own good. I know the only thing in your heart is hatred but I honestly hope you make it anon.

>The year is 2030
>Fiat is no longer a thing
>All coins have vanished except for Statera
>The balancer thingie made it so that statera rose above everything else
>people who didn't buy in in 2020 organize groups to create other coins just to topple statera because they didnt make it
>For a while people buy the new coin, but then the balancer kicks in
>goodbye new coin
>welcome back statera
>burned so much statera tokens that people are trading with 0.0000000000001 cents

posted this from my yacht i bought for 0.000000001 statera

$10000 per statera token
Untoppable coin
Always rising
The Phoenix of the North, it dies and resurrects from its ashes, infinite UP, we can NEVER go down