/biz/ - Business & Finance

[redacted] Edition; share your finest current hopium ITT.
>tfw ascended beyond any & all fud
There are at least a thousand pairs of eyes which will read this today, and there may well be a thousand-thousand pairs of eyes by next month, whom each own sewer-side stax. Figure that ties up between one million & one billion of these blue cubes; split the difference: five hundred million.

/biz/ owns 500,000,000 of pic related. No, seriously: if *everyone* who reads this thread before it archives is counted, and that number is something like 100,000 people, and, well, this is /biz/, so you've got hedge fund managers and fortune 500 CEOs lurking & shitposting alongside basementdwelling NEETs et al, anonymously, and, well, *everyone* who opened this thread is holding onto SOME of these.

>or, at least, has a lot of hate for this project and those of us who hodl it fanatically; we live rent free in their heads

So, *bam*, right there, we've just accounted for HALF of this shit. HALF of all of it in the WORLD. Right here... on /biz/.

...and we're NEVER selling.

$1,000 by the completion of the latest solar orbit will be looked back on as laughably conservative; we're going to $100,000.

It's up
https://blogs.oracle.com/startup/first-cohort-of-startups-selected-for-oracle%e2%80%99s-blockchain-and-chainlink-innovation-project

Staking will be announced today.

Check em'

>inb4 larp
You'll see ;)