/biz/ - Business & Finance

Singin' fuck all of you in Autotune
I am too volatile and too grizzly to bear

I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull the—

Man, stop
Look what I'm plannin', haha

I'm dumpin' again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill 'em and dump all the linkies bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
And I make anybody who bet on link afraid
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway (DUMP IT)
Look what i'm plannin' haha

I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full

Man, stop
Look what I'm plannin', haha

Where's Osama been? I been laden lately
Look at how I'm behaving, they want me gone away
They wanna JonBenet me (Fuck you), I'm unaccommodating

>few months of the biz
>poorfags think Im larping when I say 50k stack
>newfags think I "got lucky" on shitcoin roulette and keep peddling shitcoins in hope they do to
>nulinkers sweating about small price swings
>absolute jelly "you had 2 years" retards fuding link, spitting salt and cope lvl max
>pajets shilling shitcoins as "next link"
>pajets larping "I am link investor now i sold link to buy shitcoin XXX, see Im smart money and this is what smart money does"

And then after browsing 1 day in disbelief it hits me, this is what making it feels like.

Nice, I love you all bros