/biz/ - Business & Finance

The barts are a much of a payday as any of you get, or deserve.

We're dumping into Stellar this time, aren't we, after everything else dumps for the week?
It's my pick, anyway. Better chance than XRP of being the dump coin.

stocks - Fidelity
crypto onramps - Coinbase and Strike
dex - GMX, Uniswap, Dextools, Beefy
I don't fuck with BNB, or their ecosystem. Too expensive for me to bridge there and back without a Binance account and Ether has similar goings-on.

Chainlink appreciation thread
No fuddies allowed. This is a serious thread for serious investors only as it's obvious with enough momentum, Chainlink can become the next Bitcoin in a lot of normies' heads.
What we should be considering isn't memes or who owes who or what rugged but, how can we get one active currency to a popularity level similar to BTC and cause a new bullrun.
Link is that token.
It's the most high profile, and it has the most social media coverage. It is the obvious choice. Your best bet would be not to push it away but to push it forward as the next hypetrain for crypto. Consider the alternative,... if one of these currencies doesn't pump into the mainstream, alts, dex and dapps will continue bleeding to death. It will be worse for everyone.
Pumping link pumps us all. Do your part or move out of the way.

Anything at the forefront. Go see a modern Hollywood film, you'll pay $40 for two people, some drinks and popcorn, the movie will probably be shit and you won't remember it a day later.
AAA games are all half baked, made to be sold experiences. If something isn't finished, it doesn't matter as long as it sells. $60 for a $20 value, when most indie games at the top of any year are the reverse.
New cars are objectively worse than cars made from 2000-2010. CVT transmissions need fluid changes and have finite lifespans in comparison to a lot of mechanical gearboxes that can last 20 years or more. Additional safety features and lockouts can stop a car from starting even if the engine and other components are in working order.
Chainlink is a cryptocurrency that, rather than rugging, plots narrative after narrative to keep itself just above death so that people still think it has a fighting chance. From Google partnerships to social media photos, it's all just smoke and mirrors to prop up a shitcoin amongst deserving currencies.

>in a Chainlink/USD pool on a perp site
>20% APY
>Chainlink never goes under $5 and never goes over $8
>Waveform constantly makes me decent money
>yields also compound
>this is a scam
Here's where I sit.
I provide a service.
If your dumbass shows up to the dapp, drops a 50x short on Chainlink like a retard and the site collects your fees, I and my brethren get paid and you lose all of your money like a shit... well, who scammed who?
What part is a scam? I provided the service to allow you to spend your money, but at the end of the day, you spent it, faggot.
You saw the fees, you were warned MULTIPLE times before even being allowed to participate and you still did it.
Crypto is as much a scam as drinking battery acid and blaming the acid.

Really cool stuff, linkarinos, but you forgot one strange, itsy bitsy, tiny little detail.
>$6.70
put up or shut up

Sell at $8
Buy again at $6
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Forever.

All the money in the world and your dick still won't be any larger.

Down and nowhere but, especially as alts dry up due to people not giving a shit about losing money playing terrible games and gambling, which they can just do on their phone. Shitcoins all rug within the first day of posting and Bitcoin and Eth crab along only because there's tons still bought into it who want a return.
But eventually it will all bleed to shit.
This ain't fud, kids. It's a promise.
Crypto builds nothing, feeds no one, supplies nothing, no woman can wear it and you can't shoot it at anyone. It's literally the worst value item you can purchase. It isn't even valued as a gift. If I sent anyone I know in real life crypto, they'd just be confused.
It's over. Next scam. The quicker this one dies, the faster we can get onto the next one.