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>>54754815
>you can make yourself come harder with your hand

Objectively false. I'll spend the rest of my life daydreaming about that 19 year old girl I dated in college that let me face fuck her every day for years

Whores are fun but they are kinda like options. If you invest too much in them you are going to end up roping. Just have fun and don't take it too serious and don't marry your bags

>>53949959
7/21 $10 YANG calls is my biggest new play. Bought a couple hundred NTDOY shares with profits from BOIL incase this tard pump continues just to have my money working in some boring shit. pretty much just a fuck it play and plan on dumping it around 10-10.5. Someone has been shilling it here and honestly seems super safe and boring but seems like free money.

Mostly waiting for the FOMC dump though to go into QLD with a fat stack after everyone here starts talking about the end of the world again

See the idea is you buy things when they are cheap and you sell them when they are expensive. Smg waits to fomo the top and then bagholds or panic sells

>>53899154
Based BOIL buyers. $15 by April

I stopped drinking caffeine and I have been having really vivid lucid dreams. In the last one I was in an arcade and there was this machine that was broken and money kept coming out of it and then I got drunk and went to a massage parlor and this Asian lady jerked me off with warm oil

I dunno guys caffeine is pretty trash drug desu. These dreams are better than anxiety and poor quality sleep. Short Starbucks. They will do bad in the coming depression

Any of you artists play chess? I just played a game with 98.4% accuracy.. I'm pretty much a God