/biz/ - Business & Finance

Put me in the screen cap

*Leave btc, xrp, and eth to me*

>>11722998

>muh secrets

BEND THE KNEE YOU FUCKING DIAPER JOCKEY

>>11597300
Once normies start spreading to other normies is when the true singularity will begin.

You have one paycheck left to accumulate, plan accordingly.

Screencap this.

Lol...link dumps on the lowest volume ever and everyone freaks out. I couldn't even exit my position right now or even exited at the top without devastating the buy orders.

This is like a penny stock sleeping under the radar ready to explode into oblivion. Just be patient newfags.

The only way for this to NOT moon 100x or more is if crypto as an entire entity becomes outlawed.

If that happens, then we're done. If bitcoin flops and goes to next to nothing prices again. Then yes, chainlink and every other coin out there will cease to exist and we will all tell our grandchildren how the evil government took control of freedom fighters dream. A dream to be free from the financial slavery of the banks. Another shitty kick to the balls the government and banks do to us on the daily...

So I have a little over 130k links that I am going to be staking for payout when mainnet is released.

However, should I use linkpool.io or should I try and set up my own node running on my computer?

Which, in your opinion would be more profitable for me? I'm assuming by then link will be at a dollar or more once everyone tries to buy in to generate passive income like me.

So i'd have ~ 130k worth of links being staked on my computer. Or should I put that in a pool??

>>8188888
those digits. youre gonna make it

This stinky piece of shit is done isn't it??? It's not going back to a dollar is it??? We call got cucked by biz memes....

That was art I'll donate when I'm holding btc

>>7691157

are we going to count this one?

>>7651226
NOBODY KNOWS THE TIME OF THE PRICE SINGULARITY.
BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS, EVERYONE WILL KNOW.
ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, VOICES WILL ECHO "..WHAT'S WRONG? IS EVERYTHING OK?"
A FEW VEHICULAR ACCIDENTS WILL OCCUR SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON.
SEVERAL PILOTS, DELIVERY DRIVERS, AND ONE PAJEET WHO FORGOT TO CLOSE A SUBMARINE HATCH WILL ALL LAST BE SEEN YELLING AT THEIR PHONES.
BINANCE WILL CRASH. EVERYONE SCRAMBLING TO BUY LINKS WILL SEE 404.
ETHERDELTA WILL BECOME SO OVERWHELMED WITH TRAFFIC IT WILL SLOW TO A HALT. IT WILL BECOME UNUSABLE.
THE ONLY ORDERS THAT WILL HAPPEN WILL BE BUY ORDERS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN PLACED.
LINK WILL REACH UNIMAGINABLY HIGH PRICES WITHIN MINUTES.
EVERY NOLINKER'S EYES WILL WATCH. THE TINY LINK CUBE ON COINMARKETCAP WILL BE REFLECTED IN THEIR EYES.
HOWEVER, THE ONES WHO KNEW...THE ONES WHO HAD HEARD, BUT DIDN'T LISTEN...
THEIR CUBES WILL BE DISTORTED BY TEARS.
AS THESE TEARS FALL ONTO RAPIDLY MOVING FINGERS THAT ARE REFRESHING BINANCE OR ETHERDELTA MULTIPLE TIMES,
HAUNTING MUSIC RINGS IN THEIR EARS INFINITELY.
THE HARROWING NOISE OF THE BELLS CAUSES THE NOLINKER'S SOUL TO SHIVER..AND SCREAM.
BIZ WILL BE FILLED WITH LINK MEMES. ALL THREADS WILL BE TITLED "YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE."
MONITORS WILL BE SMASHED. LAPTOPS BROKEN IN HALF. WEDDINGS, FAMILY REUNIONS, GRADUATION CEREMONIES, AND OTHER SOCIAL EVENTS ACROSS THE WORLD WILL BE PLAGUED BY THE AUDIBLE CRIES OF NOLINKERS WHO KNEW THE PATH BUT DIDN'T TAKE IT.
THEIR HOPELESSNESS CRUSHES THEM INSIDE, BUT THEY KEEP HAVING TO WAGESLAVE, AND FORCING A SMILE ON THEIR FACE EVERY DAY TO AVOID EVER BEING ASKED "WHAT'S WRONG?" AGAIN WILL EAT AWAY AT THEIR SANITY.
THIS SOON BECOMES A WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON, AND NOLINKER SYNDROME WILL BE ADDED TO DSM-V AND HEAVILY STUDIED.
MOST NORMIES WILL CONTINUE ENJOYING THEIR PLAYPENS.
BUT THE ONES WHO KNEW..
THEY WILL BECOME UNCOMFORTABLY INTIMATE WITH DESPAIR..
FOR THEY KNOW THEY MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, AND ANOTHER PRECIOUS PATH TO FREEDOM HAS DISAPPEARED FOREVER.

>>7634118
I'm so fucking comfy. Here's to a great year

>>7626374