/biz/ - Business & Finance

Has anyone ever directly asked him why he does this? Don't get me wrong it's hilarious but I don't get it

I haven't seen one feature chainlink claims it will have that I can't code in 5 minutes with javascript. Random numbers? Pinging and API? Submitting a txn to a network? What does it actually do that anyone cares about?

How much do you think a useless ERC20 token contract artificially attached to an unused web scraper should be worth?

>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>oh no no no no, phfh... ppfaahahahahaaaahhhhahaaaaa!!
>aaaah, that's what i was missing, hahhahaah
>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
>i can't believe i actually made $2bln with an erc-10 scam token
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
>thank you for your service, link.. ppffthhpf .. marines! pfhhahahahahaha

Press K to kill Sergey

>Team owns 65%
>Team aggressively dumping
>Linkers: b-b-but web! This is bullish!

>>15305098
top kek

>Team owns 65%
>Team aggressively dumping
>Linkers: b-b-but web3! This is bullish!

>>15293962
Sergey is the biggest conman since Madoff. Pumped his scam to $5bil with 0 users based purely on fake partnerships.

>2 months after Google and Oracle fake "partnership"
>still no one using Chainlink
>team cashes out $500mil
Thanks for the money comrades.

>>15255574
it's not centralized, they only have 65%. They can only dump 1Link/sec for 20 years, or 1 million links per day for 2 years. You'd have to be a retard not to be allin on such a scarce asset.

>>15219293
I'm getting Request Network vibes

>Team owns 65%
>Team aggressively selling
>Linkers: this is bullish

seconds in 1 day = 86,400
seconds in 1 month = 2,592,000
seconds in 1 year = 31,104,000
seconds in 10 years = 311,040,000
seconds in 20 years = 622,080,000

Sergey can dump 1link per second for 20 years.... and he'd still have tokens left....

>never selling
who cares? everyone else is, including the devs
>you had 2 years
you had one month (1) to sell before the devs

>>15168741
>team owns 65%
>team aggressively selling
>linker: this is bullish

>>15163281
>>15163328
linkers are non-programmers investing in software projects. They have no clue wether any tech speak is legit or not, hence why they think chainlink is decentralized and partnered with google, when they are not. They're investing in things they don't comprehend.

SERGEY:
I WILL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T STOP DUMPING.
SERGEY! THERE WILL BE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!

>price pumps to $4
>team dumps 1% of their stack, still have 99%
>price dumps to $2
>6 months later
>price pumps to $4
>team dumps 1% of their stack, still have 98%
>price dumps to $2
>6 months later
>price pumps to $4
>team dumps 1% of their stack, still have 97%
>price dumps to $2
>...
>10 years later
>price pumps to $4
>team dumps 1% of their stack, still have 75%
>price dumps to $2
kek, you had one month (1) to dump before the devs

devs: dump 1% of their stack, still have 99% left to dump
price: dumps 60%
linkers: this is bullish

>>15025795
>kek, the Google integration is so unprecedented that it's flying under the radar simply because people can't believe it.
Google Cloud announces all their partnerships and/or integrations by clearly putting the words PARTNERSHIP and/or INTEGRATION in the title of the blog post, as well as in the tweet itself.

Whatever graphic or in article use of the word "integration" was probably written by someone on the Chainlink team to pump their bags.

It is proven NOT to be a partnership or integration.

YOU HAD ONE MONTH (1) TO SELL BEFORE THE DEVS STARTED DUMPING

>>15029038
>>15029057
>>15029690
who cares? everyone else is, including the devs.

The thing to understand about securities fraud:

#1. Tokens are securities. Calling it a "utility" doesn't make it so.
#2. If US people trade your securities, you are liable, no matter where you live, where you're from or how many layers of cayman corps you have. You're even liable for simply being involved in promoting those securities, even if you're not issuing them yourself.
#3. Selling unregistered securities to KYCed accredited investors is legal, but creating a scheme where your accredited investors can sell your securities to retail investors, is NOT legal. That is securities fraud. Chainlink did exactly that.
#4. The SEC will most likely do nothing about it. They are very understaffed and incompetent. It took them 40 years to catch Bernie Madoff. They only investigate 0.0001% of all securities fraud. Though now that Chainlink is amongst the top non-POW tokens by market cap, they might decide to come after them.

Link is dead. There's 4-5 pajeets spamming link shill pastas in every threads, 20 times a day to make it seem alive. It's obvious it's always the same few jeets.

>old fud
old shill pasta

>you had 2 years
you had one month to sell before the devs started dumping

>never selling
who cares? everyone else is, including the devs

>google
not a partnership, they clearly use the words "partnership" or "integration' in the title of their post/tweets when it's the case

>oracle
who cares if oracle teaches 50 start ups to use Chainlink, that's a literally nothing "partnership"

kek Ive been saying that the Google/Oracle partnerships were fake from the very beginning. Looking at the price, looks like I was right. Hope you sold