/biz/ - Business & Finance

>OMG THE PRIDE OF OWNERSHIP FEELS AMAZING

>>57290867
The pride of ownership

>OMG HONEY INFLATION IS ONLY 1.6x THE FEDS TARGET NOW THIS MEANS THEY WILL CUT RATES AND OUR ZESTIMATE WILL START GOING UP AGAIN OMG WE CAN FINALLY AFFORD THAT REMODEL I ALWAYS WANTED AREN'T YOU HAPPY HONEY?

>HONEY! HONEY! WAKE UP! LOOK AT THE ZESTIMATE. LOOK! DO YOU SEE? IT WENT UP BY 0.1% SINCE YESTERDAY! ISN'T THAT GREAT HONEY? HONEY?

>OMG HONEY WAKE UP! WAKE UP! LOOK AT THE ZESTIMATE. IT WENT UP 7% THIS MONTH! THIS MEANS YOU CAN BUY ME THE RANGE ROVER I'VE ALWAYS WANTED, RIGHT?

>>55473155
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PROFIT MARGIN

>I DON'T CARE ABOUT OPERATING COSTS, PASSION, MERITOCRACY, COMPETITVENESS, MOTIVATION AND THIS SHIT

>WHY ARE MY COWORKERS SO WHITE MALE CENTRIC

>I ONLY WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN MANAGEMENT AND ENFORCE DIVERSITY EQUITY AND INCLUSION

>I HATE OUR LACK OF LGBTQ+ REPRESENTATION

>WORKING FROM HOME DOESN'T GIVE THE SAME FEELING OF JOY, WE NEED TO RETURN TO OFFICE SO I CAN SOCIALIZE AND GOSSIP AND PLAN MY OUTFITS

>>55173254
>OMG I LOVE CHOCOLATE HIRE HIM

>>54774509
>109 IQ
>bs in journalism
>31
>completed coursera intro to python
>gets to hire for senior SWE role
>gets to through away your resume

>>54537206
>Take a year to blow off stream, travel, etc.?

>uhm can you explain this gap on your resume??

>OMG HONEY WAKE UP THE ZESTIMATE IS GOING BACK UP AGAIN HONEY HONEY WAKE UP NOW WE NEED TO REMODEL THE KITCHEN SO WE CAN MAKE IT GO UP EVEN MORE WAKE UP

>OMG HONEY CHECK THE ZESTIMATE ITS GOING BACK UP! OMG HOW DID YOU FIX IT? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU CAN SLEEP UPSTAIRS AGAIN

>>54029390
Roasties BTFO. We haven't even started yet and I'm already having a blast.

>Honey you need to spend your vacation days doing home improvement projects to get our Zestimate back up or I'm going to leave you!

>>53632022
>t.

>>53385359
>Reee but I just got my dream house Steve!
>Its right next to the beach Steve!
>You said you would be working from home forever Steve!
>We're getting a divorce!

>>53272010
>Do you have the heart to enter Platform 9 3/4ths?

>>53222314
>uhm ADHD is a REAL psychological condition
>you JUDGEMENTAL PRICKS are why i have to go to therapy

There's gonna be a lot of troubled marriages this year as the husband fails to fix her zestimate.

>>52949291
>HONEY, THE JONES' JUST HAD THEIR HOUSE PAINTED LIKE A CANDYCANE FOR CHRISTMAS
>I'VE ALREADY GOT A QUOTE FOR $14,000, YOU'VE GOT THAT SAVED, RIGHT BABE?

>>52359928
Because a lot of them are women who pay 0 attention to any of the finances regarding their "investment" while the husband handles everything.

>>52347244
>Nope I am just a man without rest for almost a week, lad.
>I tell ye it is not fun but it is not my choice to make.
>Regardless my statements still stand... This lass is ugly, she is a kike rat Jew, and only trannies are posting this rat. /bizt likes to gloat that bear markets are comfy times free of newfag cancer. Yet here we are with like 5 or 6 threads up about this ugly cunt and her ugly feet. There is no way it is organic posters making threads about her with this much consistency, anon.

>Search it in your heart.
>Ye know it to be true.

>>51726960
The Zestimapocalypse is coming soon. Women are going to lose their fucking minds.

>72 days on Zillow
>OMG I'M NOT LOWERING THE PRICE I KNOW WHAT I GOT NO TIRE KICKERS
When will this arrogant woman learn her lesson?

>>51078241
>41 days on Zillow
>OMG I'M NOT LOWERING THE PRICE I KNOW WHAT I GOT NO TIRE KICKERS