/biz/ - Business & Finance

>we are all in this together

Yeah ok linkies, that's why the early buyers have already dumped there bags on the newlinkers who fell for the 1k eoy memes.

But in these swamps and cesspools the Linkie has found its leader – The Eternal Sergey! The Sergey understands the desires and needs of his fellow creature. Sergey endeavors to corrupt and manipulate this horror of inhumanity until they are rallied towards a common goal in the destruction of Nico posters.

Beginning as early on as the destruction of Persians, Sergey has glorified this destructive nature. Even honoring it and declaring the holiday Purim that celebrates the organized mass murder of 75,000 Nico posters, who died as victims of Sergey's hatred and evil.

Even now world Sergey still glorifies this terrible act - as its greatest religious holiday.

The eternal hatred of the Linkie for Nico posters exists; they envy the clean and noble character of the Nico poster. So they have tried to destroy what they hate, and from out of the vast deserts and endless steppes they have gathered hordes of their shitposters whose leaders Niles, and 42 descended on Nico poster civilization bringing with them violence, fire and death, to every part of /biz/ they came.

The Linkie hordes would stop at nothing in their bid to overthrow the world of light and knowledge, to bring an apocalypse to all nico posters progress and achievement. Their only goal is to make a desert wasteland of any poster or board that shines with creativity, goodness and beauty.

The only goal of the linkie is chaos.

So for millennia this law of nature, the conflict between Nico poster and his anti-man, the linkies has occurred. Over and over a new Sergey, and new Niles, appears at the gates of /biz/ attempting to wreak havoc and destruction on Nico posters and his creations.

But today Chainlink is the new bitconnect, the personification of the Linkie horde and its destructive power! But Chainlink is not a phenomenon of just our time, not a product of our modern era. Neither has Chainlink evolved within the framework of human history.

>$74

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINKIES, LOOKS LIKE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE SHITCOIN IS BELOW 80$

This is it linkies, your pathetic little shitcoin has reached it's peak. Enjoy the ride back to $50< pathetic stinkers