/biz/ - Business & Finance

ITT we post

>age
>net worth
>% of that net worth in crypto
>no of sexual partners
>mental illness

>25
>100k
>35%
>8 women
>insomniac

I'm a man but I have to admit that pregnant Serghey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Serghey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Serghey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Serghey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHEAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Cheainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Cheainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHEAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGHEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKEIS AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGHEY! CHAINLICK! CHAINLICK! CHAINLICK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LIKNS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LIKNS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LIKNS!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27783292
this is the dip

I’ve been holding since Sibos dumo era yet I never understood why LINK never pumps in alt seasons, always does at the start or end, or randomly. Yet always dumps(in SATS) one of the hardest when BTC dumps.
That trend has gotten stronger through the years too.

Why?

The Satoshi value is flooring

>>27667334
Gonna put some cash into Reef with this months cuck cheque. May it make us rich
>>27667251
Based. I'm up there for work next week. Looking forward to it

>>27587686

This cunt can barely breathe between sending hundreds of thousands of Link to dump on Binance daily yet you actually want to fund his disgusting (albeit based for such a long misleading campaign) lifestyle?

Remember the token isnt needed just like xrp. Retard

>>27576590
>>27576738
You're just jealous.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. (pic related)

>waste 3 years doing whitepaper research
>outplayed by redditors, overtaking MY board and pnding memecoins
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://vocaroo.com/14hFAWv8123D

Q1 of 2021 is going to be insane for Chainlink with staking going live. We fucking did it boys. We fucking did it.

>>25025445
AWW YESSS!

>>24861426
>Sergey is IN her “portfolio” if you know what I mean
What did he mean by this?

>>24845544
tru

>>24779958
>doesn't know what she is doing
>go paid top dollar to manage your LINKs

>>24754246
How did pic related happen?

>>24754685
>trusting a fat lazy russian scammer AND a porn whore

>>24752113
kek

*manages your chainlink*