/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Thomas fidgeted the edges of his napkin as he looked at the camera man and told us he would not be comfortable with doing a video report for VICE. He was interested into telling his story, but would rather have it published in textual form. "They do all kinds of stuff with the videos. Edit it, put other sound underneath it and it looks realistic you know". And indeed, a quick search on YouTube quickly reveals all kinds of creative content regarding Chainlink. From custom made songs to cleverly edited movie trailers with Nazarov playing the protagonist.

>What started as an inside joke, grew into disastrous proportions. "They all find out eventually" Thomas said, whilst his frustration is noticeable. "From prospective clients, to strategic partners. They do some due diligence and the Photoshopped material, edited videos and other content is presented to us". The meetings which follow were considered awkward. Fancy men sitting in suits with printed out pictures of Sergey Nazarov posing as Jesus Christ or him in explicit poses with Asian prostitutes. "You know how awkward that is? Even though Sergey does his best to act as professional as he can in those situations, it is not enough".

>The crux in all of this is that they didn't mean to have such a negative effect on Thomas and his colleagues their business. 4chan, especially its random category titled "/b/" is notorious for destroying that what they deem unfit to their questionable morals. But this time, it is not /b/ but the /biz/ subsection of 4chan, which describes itself as being about "Business & Finance". "If they knew anything about doing business they would know this hurts us more than it does good", Thomas adds.

the pic is fake, the audio isn't
proof? pic related
find this screencap in the video online and i'll suck your dick for free.

Hello??

*taps microphone*

is this thing on?

i have an announcement to make...

ok, gather round.

There's a lot to unpack here.

Honestly, I can't believe the linktards are still around. I have to commend them on the long game.
For the past two years, Link shills have been coming here to take advantage of vulnerable new members on 4channel dot org forward slash biz. You know the whole /ourcoin/ thing? It's true. Check the archives, there were plenty of posts trying to force Link as a meme. The project is literally two guys and a whitepaper. Google isn't even using chainlink, they just wanted to shill their own services to the blockchain market. It's amazing that some of you faggots actually fell for this. I do have to admit, the fact that sergey has kept the curtain up this long is surprising. All of the other scam projects died during the bear market. Do you honestly believe a philosphy major with a minor in religious studies could be the one responsible for arguably the largest and most revolutionary technology in blockchain? think again faggot. Steve isn't even a real fucking person. Adelyn still works for her old AI company, and gets thrown just enough LINK to buy her cup of coffee each morning. Maybe she'll get around to writing a blog post on a lazy weekend. Rory got fired for not adhering to the team's strict diversity standards, he kept calling Thomas a bitch-ass faggot. The only person actually working on the project is some autist named Navyadmiral on github. Last I heard, he was picked up through one of those government "hire a retarded kid" programs. He doesn't even get paid by the team, meanwhile Sergey is dumping batches of 700,000 LINK for the Steam summer sale. How can you actually have faith in this? My recommendation? DON'T BUY THIS SCAM. If you fell for the memes and actually bought then sell while chainshit is still above $0.25.

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YOUR LINK WALLET WILL GET HACKED IN YOUR SLEEP UNLESS YOU REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "CANT DODGE THE HODGE" AND YOUR POST ENDS IN 77

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>>17227337
hey fag, find this cap in the video they posted
protip: you won't

>>17182338

EXCUSE ME

*TAPS MICROPHONE*

EXCUSE ME PLEASE.

IS THIS THING ON? HELLO?

RAISE YOUR GLASSES.

I HAVE AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.