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Anyone care to share a BTC scalping strategy?

>>24229999
checked, it will happen soon

Uh oh stinkie

>>20071508
die, faggot

After I bought Chainnlink, my ejaculations became muh more powerful. I masturbate to the picture of Sergey Nazarov, of course. I love what this coin is doing to my ejaculations, and I created this thread to share my little sexual secret with you. My ejaculations are powerful and prolonged and my penis won't stop growing, and that's all thans to Sergey Nazarov!

Am drunk and I hold Link. What do? I love you frens, thank for all I don't deserve this

>>16284233

Would you let this man cum deep down your throat for 10k linkies?

>>16133060
Give me another 700k, Master Sergey. DUMP ON ME, MASTER!

Would you?

PART I
>born fat
>an ugly, fetid Slav
>not really smart but somewhat persuasive
>timid, will never fuck prime pussy
>no chance in life
>"unless I run a pyramid scheme and steal millions for gullible investors!"

PART II
Sergey calls his pal, Ari Juels.
>Hey Ari, can you write a whitepaper so I can raise some funds through an ICO? Something to do with "the smart contract," or whatever.
>Sure, Sergey. I've been working on something about oracles, but I don't think we need a token to run it.
>Then make a god damn token, damnit!
>B- but Sergey, what do I gain from doing this?
>I'll use our ICO proceedings to purchase Town Crier. You'll become a millionaire.
>Ok, Sergay. Let's call it Chainlink.
>Sounds good, bro. Whatever, I don't give a fuck. We need to ride that ICO wave. YOLO
>YOLO! How are you going to run the company after the Town Crier acquisition and with no funds left?
>How about I hold a premine?
>Are you sure, Sergay? Aren't you afraid of being seen as a scammer?
> IDGAF. JUST PRINT ME SOME FUCKING TOKENS, ARI.
>O-OK Sergay, how about 10% of the total supply?
>WTF ARI, U KIDDING RIGHT? LET'S DO 65%. I'll shill this shit on 4chan. You'll see. They believe in anything there. I'll create an army of shills who will work for free and shill my suit 24/7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel that I can look back on all of this now and understand why we believed what we did at the time, and why we were so hopeful. It's not like it was as obvious as some other projects - but unfortunately some of you have not come to the realization that you are now just coping with your financial stockholm syndrome. You still persist in flooding this board for validation, but it's so painfully clear that the spammers are nothing but desperate, emotional bagholders trying to circlejerk one last exit spurt out of this now proven shitcoin.

Chainlink's team is literally dumping all over us as we speak. Sergey just has a few more presentations where he drags his drag his fat and tech-illiterate ass like a dog with worms before an audience of college freshmen who wanted to play with crypto as a hobby and then he can finally cash out his own stack and retire early. He could go up on stage, announce the cessation of the project, and then post pictures from some beautiful beach in czech every day and you would still hold onto your extremely overvalued stacks. They don't even dump on you themselves. That's how bad it is at this point - they can literally use a bot to sell off huge amounts of link every single day and know that you'll just make up cope because it's too hard to accept. This proves that the team is definitely aware of the sentiment on this board - they know that old retards and new suckers alike are trapped now. Sergey could show up to his presentations drunk at this point and you imbeciles would just try to claim that he's a chad despite the fact that he is a soft and timid little eunuch who is clearly in way over his head. But then again, so are you.

The difference is, is that he's going to walk away an insanely rich man while you're going to be flipping burgers and imagining yourself in sports cars for the next 40 years until you die of heart failure from eating big-macs 'ironically.'

>>14577287
>"not good"
>"marines"
Fuck off cunt. If I met your mother I would stab her in the face unthinkingly

$1 eoy

That blog post was the most bullish text ever written. Please sell, make he price plummet to ATL, I need a cheaper price to get in.

That blog post was the most bullish text ever written. Please sell, make he price plummet to ATH because I need a cheaper price to get in.

>>13893347
Gingerboi, I think the one on the front right, died because his faglord master, the one with the red beret, forced him to inflate his balls to serve him. I'm not making this shit up.

I JUST WANT MY MONEY BACK

How many linkies do I need to become a billionaire?

Is Serg dumping on us?

> So, how's the exitscam going so far?

> Have they noticed anything?

HAS THE EXIT SCAM BEGAN?

Is this man the next Steve Jobs?