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Why be a wagie when you can join the military? Its like being a wagie, but you do more interesting things and get paid about the same but with incredible benefits that last a lifetime. They pay for college, your house, if you live on base you get free food and board, free lasik, veteran benefits after you leave and much more. Plus it looks amazing on your resume after you leave.

Why haven't you joined the military yet? The pay is not the greatest at first but the benefits during and after your service are absolutely unmatched. They can pay for your college and even get you a home. Why wage all the time for nothing when you can do the same thing but get massive benefits and gibs?

Thinking about joining the air force and taking the pay check to put it into crypto the whole time im in for 4 years.
figure i have a 90% chance to dodge being put on supply transport that is often attacked, and a 50% chance of not being hit by a mortar at the base I'm stationed at.
getting payed to work out sounds pretty nice, in college now, and im paying thousands of dollars to be put in close quarters with niggers, and being tricked into classes that dont go to my major.
Flaws in my logic?
>TLDR: join the airforce and put it all into crypto?