/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am really fat. I have a BMI of 33. I would need to lose 65 lbs to be a healthy weight. I've lifted weights for over 10 years but never controlled my eating and am addicted to junk food, although I don't like the term addicted. I have never competed in sports or been ripped.

I'm probably deluded about how I look. I don't feel very fat, partly because I lift weights, but my belly is big and I have fat thighs.

I'm in my 30s but have never had a gf or had any woman interested in me ever. I haven't had any friends since school.

I have a crushingly boring bureaucrat wfh job. I did well in education but I think this is because I'm an uncreative, risk-averse, conformist. I have no marketable skills.

I am a seriously boring, uninspiring, meek person. I'm also brutally ugly facially, which is a huge contributor to my lack of social life. Also career success, since I have probably failed over 90% of job interviews I've ever had. People don't want to associate with me.

I've never had any interesting hobbies or made money in my free time.

I am an entitled, lazy person. The world owes me. I think my life has been a lot harder than the vast majority of people.

I've never been on a date or flirted with a woman. Not with a mid. Or an art hoe. Or a Stacey.

so governments all around the world will keep printing money and inflate their debts away/pay off pension plans which means asset prices will keep going up

what will fuck up this path? inflation picking back up causing rates to stay high which will hurt asset prices? ai innovation which will cause deflation in goods and services which will hurt asset prices? what is the other future scenario where asset prices will go down?

the only possible future that i currently see is
>governments printing away their debts
is there another possible bear scenario i'm overlooking?

im sad to see it all end....someone should say a few words.

The S&P 500 has rallied by a massive 25% over the last 5 months.

This marks an $11 trillion increase in market cap, roughly 5 TIMES the value of Nvidia, $NVDA.

At the same time, the US bond market has gained $2.5 trillion.

Overall, since the November Fed meeting, the US stock and bond markets have added a historic $13.5 trillion.

For comparison, the value of the US economy (GDP) is ~$27 trillion.

This means that the US stock and bond markets surged by more than 50% value of the US economy in just five months.

>/biz/ relentlessly calls apu is the ticket to freedom
>is a scam run by a jeet dev with multiple hidden wallets

>/biz/ relentlessly calls KNS a jeet scam rug and jannies delete threads discussing it
>it is an actual functioning business run by smart, experienced intellectuals

Did I get this right? Is this the dynamic of the board now? And it used to be different?

Post your financial feels in this thread.

>>57421869
I wouldn't call myself rich yet. But I could comfortably support our family.

>Mechanical Engineering
>Biotechnology
>Finance
>Economics
>Computer Science
>Computer Engineering

Which do I pick? Im 28 but seeing as im going to make it, I always wanted to study at a university and I will soon be able to afford it.

So you're telling me if I get into cryptocurrency or investing in general, and make a ton of money (say a few million) that I will suddenly go from invisible nobody to suddenly being desired as a husband by many women and that I'll be able to start a family of my own and be a normie like my father and grandfathers before me?

But why do I have to achieve being in the top 1% to get something my dad and grandfathers got by just existing and just having any job?

I buyed two shitcoins yesterday. Then market crashes. Why always me

I feel so fucking stupid holding ETH and not coverting it to stables but this shit will just pump the moment I do I know it

When we all finally make it... will we be happy? Will we forget the times we spent here? The joy, the agony, the despair. Will becoming a NEET finally free us?

Be honest, will you still be here and buying Bitcoin in 2024/2025/2026/2027 when its entered a doom phase and is trading for the low 4 figures ($2k - $5k)

I just want to know who else will be around with me at that time for the 4 year bitcoin depression season following the 16 year cycle ends in 2024.

My parents were always bad with money, never bought a house, took on tons of debts, never invested anything

Now they're in their late 60s and need financial help from me to pay their bills......money I should be using to invest in my future, is now going towards my parents, not only that, but there is no inheritance.

Its unironically over.

there's too much good porn how will I watch it all

I've read a ton of books on growing wealthy, and most of them follow the same idea of "Don't be a pussy, be confident and be patient", but that doesn't really tell me how to make my money work for me. How do you guys invest/decide what business to get into?

>just turned 18
>only $10m in a trust fund
why even live bros

My portfolio hit $300,000 in November 21. I didn't sell. I was waiting to hit 1M... but it never came. Now I barely own a 10% of my ATH. Don't push your luck. Don't be stupid.

Same jokes. Same terrible advices. Same buy this buy that but it's always a scam. I don't even know why I bothered to come back.

>>54961704
>t me / plswojak, but not much is happening there atm

>>54961718
Let's you become a whale with little effort though and volatility IS a g-good t-thing. I pooled it 90% supply with 100k PLS and yes I'm poor kek

Tomorrow I'll nag my fren to create TG and website

My ETH metamask wallet ID:

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I have about 5 acres of clear, open, flat, green land in top of a mountain. What's the best way for me to profit from this?

How do I choose what skill I should learn.

>inb4 just choose something

There's millions of different careers and thousands of was to get wealthy. How do you decide where to put all your time and energy?

>be a 25 years old wagie in a shithole country with a monthly salary of 400usd
>coming back from grocery store, passed through a street famous for hourly-rate hotels reguraly used by people to fuck hookers
>See an old man in a suit, with an expensive car waiting for someone, probably a hooker
>idea.jpg
>start hanging around the hotels, taking photos of dudes getting out of expensive cars and into the hotels with “company”, most of them rich family men cheaters
>pay online for cars domain report using plate numbers, get info of the owner
>Identify them and their relatives on social media, contact him and sent him his pics him going into hotel with a hooker/mistres, state that they will be release publicly unless he sends 20.000usd in btc to crypto wallet.
>Incredibly profitable

Is profiting off cheaters morally accetable?