/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57882383
*ahem*
*taps glass*
I have an announcement to make

>>56570303
DAILY REMINDER:

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO

>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO


NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO

>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO


NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO

>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO

BAGGOIDS KEK

>>56490291
BAGGOT SPOTTED

>>56148002
>he cashes out
NGMI

>>55865583
no
>t. plumber

KEK STUPID ASS BBBAGGOIDS

MotherFucking baggot freaks!

baggots

BAGGOTS

>>54950707
TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHICH GAME IS THIS?

DRNS

yes i'am talking to you lazy fuck, you had that idea about a project or a business that you've been thinking about for months but you're siting on your fat ass and browsing this anime board

>>54696207
>>54696219
>>54696233
>>54696275
Cry more faggot

I want to kill all jannies. You're a fucking faggot, janny

USDC was supposed to be dead once Binance opened the USDC/USDT pair.
>It pumped 5% instead
Now if the US banking system wont have a large scale bank run on Monday, /biz/ has officially jumped the shark and Redditfags win. I'll be here on Tuesday again to announce the verdict.

>>53854583
That's the part you misunderstand, baggie bro. I don't want you to sell. Ever.
I want you to keep buying more. I want you to keep the dream of becoming a billionaire overnight alive. I want you to put everything you absolutely can into this shitstock.
Keep buying more and never. fucking. sell.

BAGGOTS

you will hold these bags to death, baggots.
dumb fuck baggies are NEVER going to make it.

there is no fucking way i'am getting liquidated

DUMB FUCKBAGGIES KEK
>Muh Short ladder attacks
>Muh Wash sales
>Muh Naked short selling
>Muh Short attacks
>Muh Cellar boxing
>Muh Dark pools
>Muh Dark/Lit exchanges
>Muh Infinity pool
>Muh Spoofing and layering
>Muh 741
>Muh Cryptic messages posted by Gamestop Twitter
>Muh Hidden messages on Gamestop NFTs
>Muh Hidden messages in RC's children's books
>Muh RC and other GME gods are being shadowbanned on twitter
>Muh Reddit mysteriously removing GME posts
>Muh Deep ITM calls and options
>Muh T+21, T+35
>Muh Shorts closed but not covered
>Muh Married puts
>Muh Reverse conversions
>Muh Thousand percent GME short position
>Muh FTX being used as a backdoor to short GME
>Muh GME token was a backdoor bailout for shorts
>Muh Settlement cycles
>Muh Missing FTDs
>Muh ETF FTDs
>Muh FTD data 100% correlated to GME
>Muh GME at 100% utilization
>Muh GME float much lower than reported
>Muh SPY/GME ratio
>Muh Melvin super swaps
>Muh Variance swaps
>Muh Equity total return swaps
>Muh Portfolio swaps
>Muh High frequency swaps
>Muh Swap renewals
>Muh Future contracts rollovers
>Muh Phantom shares
>Muh Fake shares
>Muh Synthetic shares
>Muh GAMMA signals
>Muh Gamma squeeze
>Muh Negative beta
>Muh Elliot waves and fibo
>Muh High buy/sell ratios
>Muh Options and puts expirations
>Muh Infinite money glitch
>Muh Price glitches are real
>Muh New SLD rules
>Muh SEC Report
>Muh Volatility halt was engineered, hacked LULD/VWAP
>Muh Reverse repos tied to GME
>Muh XRT tied to GME
>Muh FTX Tokens used to manipulate GME
>Muh Securities fraud
>Muh TD Ameritrade building fire
>Muh Wu-tang
>Muh Elon Musks Jet following Ryan Cohen, Tesla partnership
>Muh Blockbuster and Gamestop partnership
>Muh Blockbuster, sears, toys r us, BBBY, Gamestop merger
>
>Muh Shorting GME through ETFs
>Muh Price manipulation
>Muh Drs and locking float
>Muh Shareholder votes being underreported
>Muh Vote Count
>Muh Hedge funds doubled their short position after short squeeze

>mfw baggies

>mfw baggies

>>53003921
All right baggies this is just getting sad now. I thought I'd enjoy watching you lose your money, but seeing some of the distressed apes begging on SS is making me feel bad. If you aren't in a full blown delusional psychosis, you are probably questioning your investment in GME. That's a good thing.

Simply put - it's time to cash out.

It sucks being wrong. It sucks being the 'mark' in a scam. Your ego takes a hit, for sure. But you learn from it and you come out stronger on the other side. If I can shake you out of your delusional stupor RIGHT NOW and you take IMMEDIATE ACTION, there's a chance you can come away with SOME of your finances still intact. Sure, it'll sting to realize such losses - but you'll live to fight another day. By ignoring reality and doubling-down on delusional, conspiratorial thinking, you will only cripple yourself financially, possibly for years or even decades. This isn't some capeshit Marvel movie where the "good guys" overcome insurmountable odds and the "bad guys" get their due. This is reality, where powerful interests grind people like you into dust for a tidy profit.

It's time to WAKE UP BAGGOT.

If you choose to ignore this post, you have only yourself to be blame. But if this has reached you at all, then please, for the love of God, do some self reflection. Talk to a qualified financial advisor. Talk to a friend who's good with money. Literally anything to provide a view that counters your echo-chamber.